if the media shuts it doen let the ebs take over

I did some research. Energy and air travel stocks are looking hot rn.

I wish my mother was a Vanderbilt so I could get a nice cushy job at CNN.

But then she would be a pedophile and would have diddle you

That would be true, Scott.

https://i.redd.it/5sy230i4j9i31.jpg M was for the many ways she loved me....

AC is so odd.

Your ass isn't worth it.

whats that picture of

Anderson Cooper as a young child with his mother reading a book.

With some weird...shrine above the bed.

that is quite ridiculous

I'm Catholic and I've dated twelve shades of Puerto Ricans who do Santeria, but this is some weird voodoo ya'll.

He even looks queer

Well....

You said it, hoss.

hes contemplating who will felch him

Lord.

the lord was looking away at that time

"What's the flavor of the KY jelly today, mother?"

"mumsy"

Uh oh a celebrity died of coronavirus watch them all now go crazy and show their tds

Which one?

pls say lena dunham

dear god i hope james woods is safe

I'm hoping Katee Sackhoff's delicious ass is okay.

Some playwright names McNally

A playwright?

Who goes to plays anymore?

Thought I heard the name somewhere but I remember now there’s a character in elementary named McNally

Puerto Ricans have weird rituals. My great-grandmother used to have voodoo dolls in her home.

Eh. They're fun to go dancing with on a Saturday night.

But that was long ago. Before the Empire.

Caribbean Christianity is strange in general.

They believe in a syncretic religion of Christianity and some weird, pagan spiritual stuff.

Eh. Christianity to be honest is a syncretic religion of pre-Rabbinical Judaism and Platonism. Not a bad thing. It's a pillar of western civilization.

*cough*

Please cover your coof.

*sneeze*

Uh oh. We are gonna have to take Oliver to a camp...I mean clinic.

*cums + blank stare. mouth agape*