Message from @ConradHensley
Discord ID: 692125880209637417
I'm Catholic and I've dated twelve shades of Puerto Ricans who do Santeria, but this is some weird voodoo ya'll.
He even looks queer
Well....
You said it, hoss.
hes contemplating who will felch him
Lord.
the lord was looking away at that time
"What's the flavor of the KY jelly today, mother?"
"mumsy"
Uh oh a celebrity died of coronavirus watch them all now go crazy and show their tds
Which one?
pls say lena dunham
dear god i hope james woods is safe
I'm hoping Katee Sackhoff's delicious ass is okay.
Some playwright names McNally
A playwright?
Who goes to plays anymore?
Thought I heard the name somewhere but I remember now there’s a character in elementary named McNally
Puerto Ricans have weird rituals. My great-grandmother used to have voodoo dolls in her home.
Eh. They're fun to go dancing with on a Saturday night.
Caribbean Christianity is strange in general.
They believe in a syncretic religion of Christianity and some weird, pagan spiritual stuff.
Eh. Christianity to be honest is a syncretic religion of pre-Rabbinical Judaism and Platonism. Not a bad thing. It's a pillar of western civilization.
*cough*
Please cover your coof.
*sneeze*
Uh oh. We are gonna have to take Oliver to a camp...I mean clinic.
*cums + blank stare. mouth agape*
dont worry about all of the smoke youre seeing, thats just the coronavirus vaccine factory
*coughs on produce*
so just come in were just gonna help u
Why is my forehead so hot?
It's just a shower, bro.
yeah
I have the sudden urge to travel to high population density locations.
go to san francisco
I'll got to aunt Nancy's office
Don't bother bringing lube. She likes to go in dry.
she can slop you up when she takes those dentures out
Would you give aunt Nancy a pearl necklace