Birx looks low energy

There's been talk about my county sheltering in place. I guess property rights don't mean crap.

A Bidet for every butt

Looking at the press conference. Notice that Fauci is not present.

The media is just MOANING for the quarantine to continue.

I just got done watching him.

I am unsure of a conspiracy on Fauci's part. But I think that he's a physician who has no concept or idea as to how the economy operates.

It's all well and good to tell people "It's just money, man. These are lives." But as I told my mother today, it makes no sense to shut down an entire country's economy because of this. Tell the "it's just money, man" schtick to a man who owns a business that employs ten people because the government ain't gonna bail him out, jack. They'll bail out Boeing, though. And ExxonMobile. etc.

You also have county judges here in Texas telling people that they can't congregate in their homes. You can't open your business or bar. I guess property rights don't mean anything anymore in our common law system.

You also have to consider people with pre-existing conditions. Diabetes. Hypertension. Heart disease. Lung disease. etc. etc.

If the Democrats really cared about people's lives and preventing contagion, they would shut down the damn border.

The Israelis immediately shut down their borders and had scientists working on a molecular clamp for this thing. this is because they have a functioning society. We don't.

"You just want to go to a bar and drink," I hear from some people. Well, hell yeah. It's my hard earned money.

This is interesting. I'm reading the Dallas County injunction for shelter in place. "vii. News Media. Newspapers, television, radio, and other media services," is labeled as an essential service that is exempt from this injunction. Interesting. The parasitic media gets to harm public health by not practicing social distancing, but God forbid you want to have a funeral mass for a relative. God forbid you need to have your daughter bat mitzvahed.

@Pytokonda 🐏 You need to stand in line for your daily bowl of gruel, I guess.

Touche.

That's the Christina Hendricks of queues.

Thicc.

The Droplets!

If you want populism, you have to acknowledge Israel, imho.

Well I have a feeling that my county is about to be shut down.

It isn't as if we have experienced anything like this before or gone to war. You can't drink at a bar but you can go to the Home Depot.

Our county judge isn't even 30 years of age. But she has a lot of vast, life experiences being an immigrant from Colombia and the only Democrat contender.

I live in Texas and our governor is against it too.

But the cities are controlled by Democrat urbanite elites.

Lina Hidalgo looks like she smells of Tom Ford Black Orchid and corruption.

It's pretty damn treasonous, ain't it?

"I'm gonna use classified government information that I am privy to because of my public office and profit from it."

Well in an African nation we would just eat these people to gain some of their juju.

I don't understand this. Harris County has how many cases? How many deaths? And now we are gonna be on lockdown?

"STAY HOME. WORK SAFE" - Lina

Jesus.

About a week ago we had our dumb mayor standing right there with La Commandante saying "We ain't gonna shut this city down!" And now we're shutting it down.

"All private gatherings outside the home are prohibited."

Democrats are like my ex-wife. They don't know what they want.

And when they do get what they want, they bitch about it.

Soooooo our illustrious county judge has issued a shelter in place (called a "Stay Home. Work Safe" order, btw to sound less draconian). BUUUT! "Residential Construction Workers" are labeled as an essential work function and so they get to go out.

And money for the JFK Center for Performing Arts. WTF?

What about the rest of us who paid our student loans off with hard work and living off ramen noodles for years?

NASA? What is NASA doing?

Well in a Pelosi America, it would be "How dildos work in gravity."

That's the big NASA experiment.

Or Abort the Fetus in Orbit.

If you like your vet, you can keep it.

Has God Emperor spoke today? I've been so inundated with work and Lina Hidalgo.

Come get your bowl of gruel!

Because they're little more than noodle traders

I wish my mother was a Vanderbilt so I could get a nice cushy job at CNN.

That would be true, Scott.

https://i.redd.it/5sy230i4j9i31.jpg M was for the many ways she loved me....

AC is so odd.

Anderson Cooper as a young child with his mother reading a book.

With some weird...shrine above the bed.

I'm Catholic and I've dated twelve shades of Puerto Ricans who do Santeria, but this is some weird voodoo ya'll.

Well....

You said it, hoss.

Lord.

"What's the flavor of the KY jelly today, mother?"

Which one?

I'm hoping Katee Sackhoff's delicious ass is okay.

A playwright?

Who goes to plays anymore?

Eh. They're fun to go dancing with on a Saturday night.

But that was long ago. Before the Empire.

Eh. Christianity to be honest is a syncretic religion of pre-Rabbinical Judaism and Platonism. Not a bad thing. It's a pillar of western civilization.

Please cover your coof.

Uh oh. We are gonna have to take Oliver to a camp...I mean clinic.

It's just a shower, bro.

Don't bother bringing lube. She likes to go in dry.

It would take a lot of Manischewitz and a valium.

Like a lot of Baltimore Italians, she aged like a fine milk.

She never had the makings of a varsity shinebox.

Most do.

"Choke me, baby."

God tier anglo saxon.

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-our-war-war-fight-niko-breckinridge-katee-sackhoff-gif-16003451

Ned I guess I'm okay. I'm stocked up on brandy, vodka, beer, rainwater madeira, and port. Just working from home and living it large during the reign of Lina Hidalgo.

Ned, well we are under a two week quarantine.

BUT! I can go to another house and "care for a pet." So I told my girlfriend that if I get stopped by the agents of La Commandante, I'm going over to take care of her diuretic cat.

He probably got an award.

A zoom exam!

Sounds like something Bill Cosby would do.

These kids be zoomin and a boomin and boppin and a boobin

Well gotta see if they are the right vintage.

I don't really watch television

Unless its Frasier.

Maybe Biden will get together with AOC and her feet.

AOC, a pair of tube socks, some Miki Howard on the radio, and....M A G I C

I'm thinking of writing to Lina Hidalgo here in Houston and asking her to go salsa dancing.

When this is all over.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Hidalgo I'm telling you all, she looks like she likes anal.

This one at least is 29.

Cold coffee and cocaine is hard on the body, christiam.

You think, boo boo?

Someone's gotta clean AOC's feet.

https://i.redd.it/xn8qrdlbzuo21.png

Hateful, Foolish, Partisan

Geo she was a bartender. No joke.

That's how I got banned on Twitter because I would go on her feed and say, "Hey, Alex. Can I get a gin and tonic, puhleeeze?"

I think she was a bartender at TGI Fridays or some kind of eatery like that.