Message from @Insurance Agent Dan
Discord ID: 583125530300121088
ok
@ComradeStutav the dude messaging the server is breaking rules apparently
Yeh
Sup fuckers
Hey Michael pussy......where are y
Right here Charlie Shortino
Wanna kiss my asssss?
Na.....Im not gay bro.....I'm fucking straight
The closet gets pretty hot this time of year
can i spam here
No? I don't think so lmao
Should I eat my grenades
If so which one
The middle one
I also have the option of eating a glass bottle
Ooo interesting
Specifically an empty Oktoberfest bottle
Lol
@Insurance Agent Dan draw yourself eating the middle grenade
@Insurance Agent Dan draw yourself cutting up the grenade to feed to your friends like cake
Or a grenade that is going to pull its own pin because his wife left him because his kid died in war
Imma do the cake one
yes thatd better
Please pretend the random giant line isn’t there
Beautiful
Im proud
Thanks
omg
dan you're the best
Thank you
!ban @Deleted User no server advertising
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This one time I was sleeping with this girl and there was thunder and I was laying on top of her like a shield yelling "INCOMING." In my dream we were being attacked and we were being bombarded by mortar fire. And in my dream she was a buddy of mine and she ended up being wounded by the mortar fire.
Man
That story made me shed a tear
She broke up with me the next morning feels bad I also got a lecture from my neighbors
That sucks
If she can’t handle mortar fire she would not have been worth it
**"INCOMING GET THE FUCK DOWN"** Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to that with the person on top of you.