The closet gets pretty hot this time of year

can i spam here

No? I don't think so lmao

Should I eat my grenades

If so which one

The middle one

I also have the option of eating a glass bottle

Ooo interesting

Specifically an empty Oktoberfest bottle

Lol

@Insurance Agent Dan draw yourself eating the middle grenade

@Insurance Agent Dan draw yourself cutting up the grenade to feed to your friends like cake

Yes

Or a grenade that is going to pull its own pin because his wife left him because his kid died in war

Imma do the cake one

yes thatd better

Please pretend the random giant line isn’t there

@ashnaa @michael

Beautiful

Im proud

Thanks

omg

dan you're the best

Thank you

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This one time I was sleeping with this girl and there was thunder and I was laying on top of her like a shield yelling "INCOMING." In my dream we were being attacked and we were being bombarded by mortar fire. And in my dream she was a buddy of mine and she ended up being wounded by the mortar fire.

Man

That story made me shed a tear

She broke up with me the next morning feels bad I also got a lecture from my neighbors

That sucks

If she can’t handle mortar fire she would not have been worth it

**"INCOMING GET THE FUCK DOWN"** Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to that with the person on top of you.

very scary

If that would’ve been a chick I would’ve had a massive boner

and if it was a guy?

I would probably play along

Help I turned Chris Cornell into a monster

dan no

go back to drawing

I need something to draw then