Message from @Insurance Agent Dan

Discord ID: 583182738333630465


2019-05-29 04:01:50 UTC  

<:CHECK6:403540120181145611> **AusMerc#6502** was banned
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reason: no server advertising
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2019-05-29 06:06:00 UTC  

This one time I was sleeping with this girl and there was thunder and I was laying on top of her like a shield yelling "INCOMING." In my dream we were being attacked and we were being bombarded by mortar fire. And in my dream she was a buddy of mine and she ended up being wounded by the mortar fire.

2019-05-29 06:06:55 UTC  

Man

2019-05-29 06:07:04 UTC  

That story made me shed a tear

2019-05-29 06:07:40 UTC  

She broke up with me the next morning feels bad I also got a lecture from my neighbors

2019-05-29 06:10:43 UTC  

That sucks

2019-05-29 06:11:05 UTC  

If she can’t handle mortar fire she would not have been worth it

2019-05-29 06:12:06 UTC  

**"INCOMING GET THE FUCK DOWN"** Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to that with the person on top of you.

2019-05-29 06:20:06 UTC  

very scary

2019-05-29 06:27:29 UTC  

If that would’ve been a chick I would’ve had a massive boner

2019-05-29 06:28:36 UTC  

and if it was a guy?

2019-05-29 06:29:17 UTC  

I would probably play along

2019-05-29 06:29:58 UTC  

Help I turned Chris Cornell into a monster

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542037236053442561/583180217665716224/image0.png

2019-05-29 06:31:34 UTC  

dan no

2019-05-29 06:31:38 UTC  

go back to drawing

2019-05-29 06:32:47 UTC  

I need something to draw then

2019-05-29 06:34:01 UTC  

an onion chopping up a human and crying

2019-05-29 06:34:10 UTC  

while being held at gunpoint by another onion

2019-05-29 06:35:28 UTC  

Okay

2019-05-29 06:39:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542037236053442561/583182729957605397/image0.jpg

2019-05-29 06:39:59 UTC  

I don't particularly like this one

2019-05-29 06:41:01 UTC  
2019-05-29 07:59:18 UTC  

That's it fuck it

2019-05-29 07:59:29 UTC  

I'm a Pinochetian-minarchist now

2019-05-29 08:03:19 UTC  

Epic

2019-05-29 08:10:30 UTC  

@Insurance Agent Dan love it as usual

2019-05-29 10:22:23 UTC  

@Insurance Agent Dan Chris Cornell is a filthy Jew

2019-05-29 10:42:38 UTC  

wow 😔

2019-05-29 10:42:51 UTC  

kermit really snapped

2019-05-29 12:20:04 UTC  

Just bought minecraft windows 10 edition for like something around 86 pence

2019-05-29 12:20:17 UTC  

lets get this bread 😎

2019-05-29 12:20:20 UTC  

high prices

2019-05-29 12:20:25 UTC  

wut

2019-05-29 12:22:54 UTC  

@Insurance Agent Dan so, it's pleonasm to say (((he's))) a monster

2019-05-29 13:25:47 UTC  

Wtf are you talking about I don't understand a word. You fucking 12y kids @Ænglisc Éire#2449

2019-05-29 13:26:00 UTC  

What's IOS

2019-05-29 13:26:08 UTC  

What's qnd

2019-05-29 13:26:16 UTC  

Fucking kids

2019-05-29 13:27:27 UTC  

ios is iphone