Message from @Insurance Agent Dan
Discord ID: 583182996014891008
This one time I was sleeping with this girl and there was thunder and I was laying on top of her like a shield yelling "INCOMING." In my dream we were being attacked and we were being bombarded by mortar fire. And in my dream she was a buddy of mine and she ended up being wounded by the mortar fire.
Man
That story made me shed a tear
She broke up with me the next morning feels bad I also got a lecture from my neighbors
That sucks
If she can’t handle mortar fire she would not have been worth it
**"INCOMING GET THE FUCK DOWN"** Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to that with the person on top of you.
very scary
If that would’ve been a chick I would’ve had a massive boner
and if it was a guy?
I would probably play along
Help I turned Chris Cornell into a monster
dan no
go back to drawing
I need something to draw then
an onion chopping up a human and crying
while being held at gunpoint by another onion
Okay
I don't particularly like this one
That's it fuck it
I'm a Pinochetian-minarchist now
Epic
@Insurance Agent Dan love it as usual
@Insurance Agent Dan Chris Cornell is a filthy Jew
wow 😔
kermit really snapped
Just bought minecraft windows 10 edition for like something around 86 pence
lets get this bread 😎
high prices
wut
@Insurance Agent Dan so, it's pleonasm to say (((he's))) a monster
Wtf are you talking about I don't understand a word. You fucking 12y kids @Ænglisc Éire#2449
What's IOS
What's qnd
Fucking kids
ios is iphone
qnd was a typo, and it was supposed to be "and"