Message from @pastor
Discord ID: 597677969313628170
Oh cool
man fuck you preston
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I'm kidding 😔
you're the one pinging me
<:wtf:569350987039506469>
What
<:wtfer:569662260344127533>
<:wtfest:569662270263787545>
I didn't ping you bro
no u ghostpinged me
a million weeks ago
I didn't do that either
Oh yeah a million weeks ago yeah
lmfao
angies just offline
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have u ever been in a straight line and then all of a sudden heaven becomes a state of mind and ur spotify button becomes an atheist but then you have to howl like a wolf to make santa claus gay so he wouldn't fuck his reindeer because the reindeer is a transgender lgtbq female, otherwise depression makes a diamond radiate a 20khz supersonic bass wave which transmits 30 giraffes into a cauldron so you can close the curtain and print dollar bills from your bath tub, although the soap is contaminated with carbon compounds which actually contain tiny multiple fragments of ant man twisted in different quantum states which upon toggling become a gorgeous asshole but then because his asshole is a 5 star michelin restaurant you have to serve him fried chicken on top of a tahoe with a 100,000 watt speaker setup which is actually operated by tiny children being thrown around in washing machines while they scream for their mother at various RPMs and then your headlights come out as ambivertsexual and the road is a homophobic supreme court judge?
TELL ME ABOUT IT, I've been there too.
living that single mom life am i right
btw would u like to buy my essential blinker fluid
#bossbabe
Wtf
Agreed
was... was that a rejection?
That story was hot
:(
!ban @Deleted User thot begone
Hey guys just to let you know.
If I was in charge of the world
We'd be in space by now
<:peepok:583236153852035072>
👌
Hi
Cool
But sorry buddy
The earth already is in space
Secularism does not make you a brainiac, hard pill
What
Wut
Secularism, it means atheism
Well ya but who are u talking to