Japan people will die if they get close to my geck

any creature smaller than a dog in asia? eaten on sight

rancid stentch?

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here’s the chinaman version -___-

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did you hear the classic rhyme? it will help u survive in asia...

bo

no

if its brown shoot it down

Australian chinaman _----_

Oh rip

dude epic fail of epic proportions bro

That's a good rhyme ya know

Screaming ape has been warned,
Reason, duplicated text.

Really **ep**ic

Jappy Chink, Japanese-American citizen of New York City... 27 years of age... Works at 'Slanty Eye Chinese Takeaway'... It all seemed perfectly normal to the gang leader; this was just your average Asian living in America. Little did he know, the man he'd just hacked was none other than FBI Agent Chin Konchinchin; martial-arts expert, undercover specialist and otherwise an extraordinarily stereotypical Jap.
As Agent Konchinchin neared the steamy window, he glanced downwards. 'Ho fook!' He muttered - he was 45 stories above the New York street level, outside of the police chiefs bathroom window... Luckily, Chin was used to situations as risky as this. He neared his ear to the window, hearing a loud tap running and a faint screaming sound. He was right. The chief WAS a paedophile. Chin, filled with oriental rage, clenched his little fist into a kung-fu tight grip, and with a mighty, high-pitched 'HI-YA', he slammed his hand into the window! He thrusted himself through the broken glass, to greet an ass-naked chief 'Ja- Jappy Chink! What the hell are you doing!' he cried, to which Chin responded 'OH HERRO PORICE CHEIF! I COME TO KIWW YOUUUUUUU!'

Damn

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wtf dude

Dammmnnn

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@angie!!

"My names Jack DeVall or at least i thought that was my name before i met my real parents."
"I was diagnosed with cancer for my 18th B-Day. Why me? i was a good Christian i went to church every Sunday."
"That is when i saw it the bright light in the sky."
"it was god he told me i was one of his children"
"of course god all men are your childs"
"no you are special you are my son jesus christ"
"i have come to remind you"
"but i have cancer i am going to die"
"no you don't it was a test of faith, do you still love me son"
"if i am your son why did you make so inept i can not game and no girls date me because of my lazy eye"
"it was a test son"
"and why were my parents killed in a by alex hattersly? (my nemesis) i went down stairs to find them decapitated."
"a test my child"
"and so the boy died" "a test my child"
THE END

GG @Shaun Wallace, you just advanced to level 4!

damn i really started to realise japan committed several war crimes against china during wwii including horrifying scientific experimentation, mass rape and execution

Damn

Knock knock on the door. Miss Khans pussy was like a towel, crinkled and wet and covered in hairs that weren't hers. She felt confused so look back at her bed. Shocked she saw her son, naked and erect and her sheets covered in his cum. What to do! She suddenly heard her door slam on the ground, Osama couldn't wait, after all these years, to fuck his partner in terrorism. Miss Khan screeched "OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL!", but it helped little. Osama looked to the bed, noticing Harrison's skinny little cock providing a pillar for the quilt to remain above his moisturised body, covered in fish oil. His impossibly large penis grew more, somehow, and ripped through his paki robes, revealing a bomb. Miss Khan couldn't hold it in, she ripped off her tight little panties and climbed onto the fat cock, screaming in pain and pleasure. Harrison woke up, the last sight he saw before his explosive painful death was his mother stuck on a throbbing vainy penis, crying for help and pleasure.

The End

So many japs

**Keep
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You are asked by your teacher to stay behind after class. You inquire into why he is acting strange. He doesn't reply and pulls your school shirt off. Mr Wardell strokes his long fingers against your bare torso. The sane part of you screams at you to pull away from your information technology teacher. But you are filled with the sudden lust to find out what he, the man who you had been a fan-girl of, was about to do. He moves you to the back of the empty classroom; away from prying eyes. "I've always wondered what you can give me" he says subtly. You slowly unbutton his white formal shirt to reveal his chest. He undoes his trousers and pants. He stands against the wall; eyes full of intoxicating lust. He glances down at you expectantly. You gently caress his appendage. "Yes... just there" John Wardell purrs. You start to stroke the sensitive muscle in slow skin-prickling motions. He whimpers your name. You start observing the prick in your right hand. It was flushed dark red with arousal.

The veins making subtle protrusions under the surface of the skin. You experimentally lick the head tasting his sweet pre-ejaculate. His whimpers once again as he lays his head back against the wall. You take the shaft into your mouth, moving your tongue around it. The IT teacher groans. He gently begins to hump your mouth as his own desire takes hold. You move your head, imitating sex. The erection quivers in excitement. John moans and slowly moves down the wall, his legs weakening. You move with him until he is sat on the floor and you bend over continuing to pleasure him. You start rapidly jerk him as he shudders. He groans a bit louder. Your name escapes his lips as a small whimper. As he edges closer to his climax you are faced with a decision; either carry on and let him explode onto the carpet or you engulf the climax. You remember the distinctive taste of him in your mouth and you decide on the latter option.