fucking rad

Wow cute what does little geck eat

🙂

He eats mealworms

gross

And crickets

what about ham?

Nah

My brains hurt

make sure to keep him safe if u travel to japan... they will surely devour him

He no eat ham

:o

or salmon and cream cheese on bagel?

Japan people will die if they get close to my geck

any creature smaller than a dog in asia? eaten on sight

rancid stentch?

:o

D:

D:

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here’s the chinaman version -___-

-_-

did you hear the classic rhyme? it will help u survive in asia...

bo

no

if its brown shoot it down

Australian chinaman _----_

Oh rip

dude epic fail of epic proportions bro

That's a good rhyme ya know

Screaming ape has been warned,
Reason, duplicated text.

Really **ep**ic

Jappy Chink, Japanese-American citizen of New York City... 27 years of age... Works at 'Slanty Eye Chinese Takeaway'... It all seemed perfectly normal to the gang leader; this was just your average Asian living in America. Little did he know, the man he'd just hacked was none other than FBI Agent Chin Konchinchin; martial-arts expert, undercover specialist and otherwise an extraordinarily stereotypical Jap.
As Agent Konchinchin neared the steamy window, he glanced downwards. 'Ho fook!' He muttered - he was 45 stories above the New York street level, outside of the police chiefs bathroom window... Luckily, Chin was used to situations as risky as this. He neared his ear to the window, hearing a loud tap running and a faint screaming sound. He was right. The chief WAS a paedophile. Chin, filled with oriental rage, clenched his little fist into a kung-fu tight grip, and with a mighty, high-pitched 'HI-YA', he slammed his hand into the window! He thrusted himself through the broken glass, to greet an ass-naked chief 'Ja- Jappy Chink! What the hell are you doing!' he cried, to which Chin responded 'OH HERRO PORICE CHEIF! I COME TO KIWW YOUUUUUUU!'

Damn

🙏

wtf dude

Dammmnnn

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@angie!!