He eats mealworms

gross

And crickets

what about ham?

Nah

My brains hurt

make sure to keep him safe if u travel to japan... they will surely devour him

He no eat ham

:o

or salmon and cream cheese on bagel?

Japan people will die if they get close to my geck

any creature smaller than a dog in asia? eaten on sight

rancid stentch?

:o

D:

D:

0:

here’s the chinaman version -___-

-_-

did you hear the classic rhyme? it will help u survive in asia...

bo

no

if its brown shoot it down

Australian chinaman _----_

Oh rip

dude epic fail of epic proportions bro

That's a good rhyme ya know

Screaming ape has been warned,
Reason, duplicated text.

Really **ep**ic

Jappy Chink, Japanese-American citizen of New York City... 27 years of age... Works at 'Slanty Eye Chinese Takeaway'... It all seemed perfectly normal to the gang leader; this was just your average Asian living in America. Little did he know, the man he'd just hacked was none other than FBI Agent Chin Konchinchin; martial-arts expert, undercover specialist and otherwise an extraordinarily stereotypical Jap.
As Agent Konchinchin neared the steamy window, he glanced downwards. 'Ho fook!' He muttered - he was 45 stories above the New York street level, outside of the police chiefs bathroom window... Luckily, Chin was used to situations as risky as this. He neared his ear to the window, hearing a loud tap running and a faint screaming sound. He was right. The chief WAS a paedophile. Chin, filled with oriental rage, clenched his little fist into a kung-fu tight grip, and with a mighty, high-pitched 'HI-YA', he slammed his hand into the window! He thrusted himself through the broken glass, to greet an ass-naked chief 'Ja- Jappy Chink! What the hell are you doing!' he cried, to which Chin responded 'OH HERRO PORICE CHEIF! I COME TO KIWW YOUUUUUUU!'

Damn

🙏

wtf dude

Dammmnnn

🙏

🙏

@angie!!

"My names Jack DeVall or at least i thought that was my name before i met my real parents."
"I was diagnosed with cancer for my 18th B-Day. Why me? i was a good Christian i went to church every Sunday."
"That is when i saw it the bright light in the sky."
"it was god he told me i was one of his children"
"of course god all men are your childs"
"no you are special you are my son jesus christ"
"i have come to remind you"
"but i have cancer i am going to die"
"no you don't it was a test of faith, do you still love me son"
"if i am your son why did you make so inept i can not game and no girls date me because of my lazy eye"
"it was a test son"
"and why were my parents killed in a by alex hattersly? (my nemesis) i went down stairs to find them decapitated."
"a test my child"
"and so the boy died" "a test my child"
THE END

GG @Shaun Wallace, you just advanced to level 4!

damn i really started to realise japan committed several war crimes against china during wwii including horrifying scientific experimentation, mass rape and execution