Message from @Herr Blau
Discord ID: 625381876730822657
**Rim Job**: The act of [kissing] and [licking] [someone's] asshole
*Kiersten : Last night Jake gave me an amazing Rim Job before he fucked my pussy!
Kaylee : Sounds gross what if you had shit in his mouth!
Kiersten : Oh my Jake wouldn't mind he would eat my shit with a spoon!
Steve : Hey Kaylee heard you talking about shit would you like a Rim Job?
Kaylee : Fuck No You Disgusting Pig!
Steve : Ok but could you [shit in a bowl] so I can eat it cause I would [eat your shit] with a spoon!
Kiersten : Wow Kaylee I think Steve really likes you! LOL
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten will you please keep your [sex stories] to yourself!*
*(<http://rim-job.urbanup.com/12606135>)* *9 more results*
-define my ass
**my ass**: Product of an [owl] and a [bungee cord]. (See [Kung Pow] for reference)
*What do you get when you cross an [owl] with a [bungee cord]... [MY ASS]!*
*(<http://my-ass.urbanup.com/164729>)* *9 more results*
-df creampie
**Creampie**: [A pie] made of [cream]. What, were you [expecting] some definition of a type of porn?
*Girl 1: I [ate] a [creampie] yesterday
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Yeah. I [baked it] myself!*
*(<http://creampie.urbanup.com/6689455>)* *9 more results*
Damn partner
heh
-df karan
**Karan**: Karan is a very unique and [interesting] person. He is [liked] by everyone and also has a great taste in fashion. This Person is always well [dressed] and very loved.
*It's that Karan, [wow] he [looks good] .*
*(<http://karan.urbanup.com/8922937>)* *9 more results*
wait
wrong one
-df karen
**karen**: [44]. mother of three. blonde. owns a [volvo]. annoying as hell. wears acrylics 24/7. currently at your [workplace] speaking to your manager.
*watch out for [fkn] karen. MID [AGED] [WHITE WOMEN] WITH BOB CUTS ARE NOT TO BE SPOKEN TO IN ANY SORT OF TONE.*
*(<http://karen.urbanup.com/12698167>)* *9 more results*
Gave `1` Rep to **Rorschach of the right.political** (current: `#1` - `352`)
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NIGGA
@Katze Miaulitzer Hi I'm Karen
MY MOM IS BLOND, OWNS A VOLVO, BUT SHE HAS TWO KIDS
I WILL FUCK YOU UP STUPID DICTIONARY
nigga
-df mr potato head
**Mrs. Potato Head**: A term used for someone who is known to have had [numerous] [plastic] surgeries to [enhance] their looks when considering the face.
*John: Damn Nick, [Ashley's] becoming quite the Mrs. Potato Head with that [nose job].
Nick: yeah...now if only she'd do something about those [small tits]*
*(<http://mrs-potato-head.urbanup.com/7087336>)* *9 more results*
GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 13!
lmfao
NIGGGERS
Ok
Partner
YO I GOT THE N WORD PASS
Niggеr
Niggеr
So do I buddy
You Niggеr
Ok partner
o fuck
NIIIGGGA
Ok edgy 12 year old
im 59 for ur info
noob
I'ma pull up to your house with my big iron and shoot you up before you can clear leather.