fa g

buy one broke bitch

LMAO

Angie you don’t even have a job

neither do u

🍿

@valeriaa @angie!! guys it’s really cute how we’re such a modern three way couple 😏😏😏

-df poop

**Poop**: [Excretion] from the [anal cavity]. [See below] for examples.
*[GHOST Poop]: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.

[CLEAN Poop]: The kind where you [Poop it out], see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.

[WET Poop]: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.

SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.

POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.

DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

[WET CHEEKS] Poop: ([The Power Dump]). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

[LIQUID Poop]: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

[MEXICAN Poop]:It smells so badly that your nose burns.

UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.

THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a

Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. *
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woah

WHAT

I work at the local DMV

I

Did

Not

Agree

To this at all

^

I know 😏😏😏

Cornfed, like 1 or 2 butgers away from being fat, just so

That’s what makes it sexy

Not likely

HA

-df burger

**Burger**: A person who [royally] [sucks] at [simple] tasks
**Kevin misses [Lay-up]*
[Isiah]: Kev, you a [flippin'] burger!*
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😳😳

False

Definitively not

The bot is a load of shit

bs

-8ball Is Angie obese

Yes

GG @iiDonaldXii, you just advanced to level 4!

LOL

No

fucking knew it

my doctor would’ve told me

Angie denial little whore

but I ain’t obese for shit

-df Zano