Angie is such a fat fucking Latina

Not gay

Addicted to coke

-df tittynope

**tittynope**: [Tittynope], I know what youre thinking. It actually means a small amount of something [left over]. [God forbid] you ever use this word.
*[Sam]: There is only a tittynope of food left
[Samantha]: [what the fuck]*
*(<http://tittynope.urbanup.com/11788074>)*

not fat

zano stfu

<:clownpepe:611303641386844199>

Angie is fat as fuck

-df thick

**thick**: nice ass, [nice legs], not skinny, with [meat on your bones]. [thickness] is the shit.
*[Damn] [that girl] is thick [yo]!*
*(<http://thick.urbanup.com/1787>)* *9 more results*

ur mom

-df fat

**fat**: [Substance] [the rich] half of the world is trying to lose and the poor half wants to [gain].
*[Oh] to be [fat in] [Eritrea].*
*(<http://fat.urbanup.com/2566816>)* *9 more results*

Thicc than a Dairy Queen blizzard

mmm

I want some red velvet

celebrating my period party

fa g

buy one broke bitch

LMAO

Angie you don’t even have a job

neither do u

🍿

@valeriaa @angie!! guys it’s really cute how we’re such a modern three way couple 😏😏😏

-df poop

**Poop**: [Excretion] from the [anal cavity]. [See below] for examples.
*[GHOST Poop]: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.

[CLEAN Poop]: The kind where you [Poop it out], see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.

[WET Poop]: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.

SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.

POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.

DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

[WET CHEEKS] Poop: ([The Power Dump]). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

[LIQUID Poop]: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

[MEXICAN Poop]:It smells so badly that your nose burns.

UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.

THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a

Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. *
*(<http://poop.urbanup.com/2043795>)* *9 more results*

woah

WHAT

I work at the local DMV

I

Did

Not

Agree

To this at all

^

I know 😏😏😏

Cornfed, like 1 or 2 butgers away from being fat, just so

That’s what makes it sexy

Not likely