Message from @valeriaa
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-df poop
**Poop**: [Excretion] from the [anal cavity]. [See below] for examples.
*[GHOST Poop]: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.
[CLEAN Poop]: The kind where you [Poop it out], see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
[WET Poop]: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.
SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.
DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
[WET CHEEKS] Poop: ([The Power Dump]). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
[LIQUID Poop]: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
[MEXICAN Poop]:It smells so badly that your nose burns.
UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.
THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a
Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. *
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woah
WHAT
I work at the local DMV
I
Did
Not
Agree
To this at all
^
I know 😏😏😏
Cornfed, like 1 or 2 butgers away from being fat, just so
That’s what makes it sexy
Not likely
HA
-df burger
**Burger**: A person who [royally] [sucks] at [simple] tasks
**Kevin misses [Lay-up]*
[Isiah]: Kev, you a [flippin'] burger!*
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False
Definitively not
The bot is a load of shit
bs
-8ball Is Angie obese
Yes
GG @iiDonaldXii, you just advanced to level 4!
LOL
No
fucking knew it
my doctor would’ve told me
Angie denial little whore
but I ain’t obese for shit
-df Zano
**zano**: aww ye, the zano be the most [pimpin] [whey] of saying 'zane'. y'see, the 'e' jus aint be good enough no more. ['o'] is hella more uber.
*azhim- "oh zano, you are [so funny]"
zane- "[damnnn] straight [foolio]"*
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you paid your doctor by sucking his dick
whore
SHES FEMALE
Tf
licking her vagina then