Message from @Zanoillord123
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-df poop
**Poop**: [Excretion] from the [anal cavity]. [See below] for examples.
*[GHOST Poop]: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.
[CLEAN Poop]: The kind where you [Poop it out], see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
[WET Poop]: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.
SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.
DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
[WET CHEEKS] Poop: ([The Power Dump]). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
[LIQUID Poop]: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
[MEXICAN Poop]:It smells so badly that your nose burns.
UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.
THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a
Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. *
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woah
WHAT
I work at the local DMV
I
Did
Not
Agree
To this at all
^
I know 😏😏😏
Cornfed, like 1 or 2 butgers away from being fat, just so
That’s what makes it sexy
Not likely
HA
-df burger
**Burger**: A person who [royally] [sucks] at [simple] tasks
**Kevin misses [Lay-up]*
[Isiah]: Kev, you a [flippin'] burger!*
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😳😳
Definitively not
The bot is a load of shit
bs
-8ball Is Angie obese
Yes
GG @iiDonaldXii, you just advanced to level 4!
LOL
No
fucking knew it
my doctor would’ve told me
Angie denial little whore
but I ain’t obese for shit
-df Zano
**zano**: aww ye, the zano be the most [pimpin] [whey] of saying 'zane'. y'see, the 'e' jus aint be good enough no more. ['o'] is hella more uber.
*azhim- "oh zano, you are [so funny]"
zane- "[damnnn] straight [foolio]"*
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you paid your doctor by sucking his dick
whore
SHES FEMALE
Tf
licking her vagina then
Gotta have some luscious flesh to grab onto, no skin and bones to knock against