Message from @Scarlet
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So I can go to the grocery store with a war sword if I feel like it
great photo of a dude whos a world renowned bow hunter like a meter face to face with a water buffalo
They just need to move up here so that they aren't situated in a shitty desert
And then 👌
Texas is big enough that only part of it is desert.
Almost as big as France I believe
In Canada you can have a sword but there are restrictions on how you can interact with people while carrying one
Like you can't panhandle with a claymore
That's silly
And you can't just show up to public events with your battleaxe
if anything it should *only* be legal to panhandle with sweet swords
Well it's more general than that
Basically they don't want you mugging people and then going "oh I was just asking for change"
yeah makes sense
I think the rules here are basically you can't bring a blade over 5 inches into a school or government building, but other than that it's fair game
I'm just waiting for swords to be acceptable fashion accessories. Any day now...
Man next time I order from purpleheart I'm gonna get a nice synthetic polish saber. Not ready to drop 400+ on a real one lol
Our laws get dumber than that though. The AR15 is restricted but you can get a Ruger Mini 14 or an M1 Garand on a basic bitch license
Which, BTW, the Quebec Mosque shooting we had not too long ago used a Mini 14
And you're not allowed to have nunchaku or shuriken, probably owing to the dangerous history of Canadian ninjas lol
Canadian laws on a lot of stuff are pretty silly
Tis a silly place
i agree, we should annex it and turn all their silly provinces into states.
except Quebec. the Frenchies go straight in the ocean.
Uh. There might be a slight issue of Geography though? how would we save NewFoundland?
we'll just saw off quebec specifically. with a giant saw, and then sink it
nothing around it goes down with it
Into the Arctic?
just literally straight down
like if you opened a map in photoshop, selected quebec, and hit delete
Lol. Including the straight borders?
yea it's gunna create a weird coastline
Delet frenchie
My grade 1 french emersion teacher wouldnt let kids go to the bathroom unless they could ask in french and answer a seperate question in french. Many pants were soiled in that classroom. I always went before that class started, so i made it through.
There isnt really a problem.
Drive the frenchies up north
Dump them into the ocean
Problem solved
The land is fine.
la solution finale