And you can't just show up to public events with your battleaxe

if anything it should *only* be legal to panhandle with sweet swords

Well it's more general than that

Basically they don't want you mugging people and then going "oh I was just asking for change"

yeah makes sense

I think the rules here are basically you can't bring a blade over 5 inches into a school or government building, but other than that it's fair game

I'm just waiting for swords to be acceptable fashion accessories. Any day now...

Man next time I order from purpleheart I'm gonna get a nice synthetic polish saber. Not ready to drop 400+ on a real one lol

Our laws get dumber than that though. The AR15 is restricted but you can get a Ruger Mini 14 or an M1 Garand on a basic bitch license

Which, BTW, the Quebec Mosque shooting we had not too long ago used a Mini 14

And you're not allowed to have nunchaku or shuriken, probably owing to the dangerous history of Canadian ninjas lol

Canadian laws on that stuff are pretty silly.

Canadian laws on a lot of stuff are pretty silly

Tis a silly place

i agree, we should annex it and turn all their silly provinces into states.

except Quebec. the Frenchies go straight in the ocean.

Uh. There might be a slight issue of Geography though? how would we save NewFoundland?

we'll just saw off quebec specifically. with a giant saw, and then sink it

nothing around it goes down with it

Into the Arctic?

just literally straight down

like if you opened a map in photoshop, selected quebec, and hit delete

Lol. Including the straight borders?

yea it's gunna create a weird coastline

Delet frenchie

My grade 1 french emersion teacher wouldnt let kids go to the bathroom unless they could ask in french and answer a seperate question in french. Many pants were soiled in that classroom. I always went before that class started, so i made it through.

There isnt really a problem.

Drive the frenchies up north

Dump them into the ocean

Problem solved

The land is fine.

la solution finale

🤔

C'est la vie mon amie

Bruh

Oof

Or should i say

Ouef

They taught me a bit of french

Cant speak it for shit

But i can write/read a few phrases i happen to remember