Message from @Beemann
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And camels from helicopters
TX becomes more perfect every year
So I can go to the grocery store with a war sword if I feel like it
great photo of a dude whos a world renowned bow hunter like a meter face to face with a water buffalo
They just need to move up here so that they aren't situated in a shitty desert
And then 👌
Texas is big enough that only part of it is desert.
Almost as big as France I believe
In Canada you can have a sword but there are restrictions on how you can interact with people while carrying one
Like you can't panhandle with a claymore
That's silly
And you can't just show up to public events with your battleaxe
if anything it should *only* be legal to panhandle with sweet swords
Well it's more general than that
Basically they don't want you mugging people and then going "oh I was just asking for change"
yeah makes sense
I think the rules here are basically you can't bring a blade over 5 inches into a school or government building, but other than that it's fair game
I'm just waiting for swords to be acceptable fashion accessories. Any day now...
Man next time I order from purpleheart I'm gonna get a nice synthetic polish saber. Not ready to drop 400+ on a real one lol
Our laws get dumber than that though. The AR15 is restricted but you can get a Ruger Mini 14 or an M1 Garand on a basic bitch license
And you're not allowed to have nunchaku or shuriken, probably owing to the dangerous history of Canadian ninjas lol
Canadian laws on that stuff are pretty silly.
Canadian laws on a lot of stuff are pretty silly
Tis a silly place
i agree, we should annex it and turn all their silly provinces into states.
except Quebec. the Frenchies go straight in the ocean.
Uh. There might be a slight issue of Geography though? how would we save NewFoundland?
we'll just saw off quebec specifically. with a giant saw, and then sink it
nothing around it goes down with it
Into the Arctic?
just literally straight down
like if you opened a map in photoshop, selected quebec, and hit delete
Lol. Including the straight borders?
yea it's gunna create a weird coastline
Delet frenchie
My grade 1 french emersion teacher wouldnt let kids go to the bathroom unless they could ask in french and answer a seperate question in french. Many pants were soiled in that classroom. I always went before that class started, so i made it through.
There isnt really a problem.
Drive the frenchies up north
Dump them into the ocean
Problem solved