Message from @Beemann

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2018-07-18 04:04:06 UTC  

i mean from what i understand theyre used regularly for hunting. and with the outback id imagine theyd want to use them

2018-07-18 04:06:45 UTC  

Not everyone lives out in the sticks though, and it also has to line up with a particular classification

2018-07-18 04:07:11 UTC  

lol ive heard of guys getting hired to go hunt fuckign water buffalo

2018-07-18 04:07:17 UTC  

and fucking BOW HUNTING THEM

2018-07-18 04:07:17 UTC  

Oh sure

2018-07-18 04:07:25 UTC  

TX last year just legalized open carry of all bladed weapons

2018-07-18 04:07:31 UTC  

And camels from helicopters

2018-07-18 04:07:38 UTC  

TX becomes more perfect every year

2018-07-18 04:07:41 UTC  

So I can go to the grocery store with a war sword if I feel like it

2018-07-18 04:07:54 UTC  

great photo of a dude whos a world renowned bow hunter like a meter face to face with a water buffalo

2018-07-18 04:08:01 UTC  

They just need to move up here so that they aren't situated in a shitty desert

2018-07-18 04:08:12 UTC  

And then 👌

2018-07-18 04:08:50 UTC  

Texas is big enough that only part of it is desert.

2018-07-18 04:09:03 UTC  

Almost as big as France I believe

2018-07-18 04:09:10 UTC  

In Canada you can have a sword but there are restrictions on how you can interact with people while carrying one

2018-07-18 04:09:33 UTC  

Like you can't panhandle with a claymore

2018-07-18 04:09:56 UTC  

That's silly

2018-07-18 04:09:58 UTC  

And you can't just show up to public events with your battleaxe

2018-07-18 04:10:09 UTC  

if anything it should *only* be legal to panhandle with sweet swords

2018-07-18 04:10:13 UTC  

Well it's more general than that

2018-07-18 04:10:30 UTC  

Basically they don't want you mugging people and then going "oh I was just asking for change"

2018-07-18 04:11:15 UTC  

yeah makes sense

2018-07-18 04:11:17 UTC  

I think the rules here are basically you can't bring a blade over 5 inches into a school or government building, but other than that it's fair game

2018-07-18 04:11:53 UTC  

I'm just waiting for swords to be acceptable fashion accessories. Any day now...

2018-07-18 04:14:25 UTC  

Man next time I order from purpleheart I'm gonna get a nice synthetic polish saber. Not ready to drop 400+ on a real one lol

2018-07-18 04:28:58 UTC  

Our laws get dumber than that though. The AR15 is restricted but you can get a Ruger Mini 14 or an M1 Garand on a basic bitch license

2018-07-18 04:29:29 UTC  

Which, BTW, the Quebec Mosque shooting we had not too long ago used a Mini 14

2018-07-18 04:30:25 UTC  

And you're not allowed to have nunchaku or shuriken, probably owing to the dangerous history of Canadian ninjas lol

2018-07-18 04:31:53 UTC  

Canadian laws on that stuff are pretty silly.

2018-07-18 05:23:28 UTC  

Canadian laws on a lot of stuff are pretty silly

2018-07-18 05:23:33 UTC  

Tis a silly place

2018-07-18 05:31:12 UTC  

i agree, we should annex it and turn all their silly provinces into states.

2018-07-18 05:31:41 UTC  

except Quebec. the Frenchies go straight in the ocean.

2018-07-18 05:32:07 UTC  

Uh. There might be a slight issue of Geography though? how would we save NewFoundland?

2018-07-18 05:33:09 UTC  

we'll just saw off quebec specifically. with a giant saw, and then sink it

2018-07-18 05:33:21 UTC  

nothing around it goes down with it

2018-07-18 05:33:44 UTC  

Into the Arctic?

2018-07-18 05:35:14 UTC  

just literally straight down

2018-07-18 05:35:53 UTC  

like if you opened a map in photoshop, selected quebec, and hit delete

2018-07-18 05:39:00 UTC  

Lol. Including the straight borders?

2018-07-18 05:40:49 UTC  

yea it's gunna create a weird coastline