No you don’t

fake news

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Your queen, is our queen

@poppy aha

jesus be mine

And she English

She the head of state but has a representative

@JesusHand ahahaahah

*gets down on one knee*

Shes*

So the queen doesn’t actually do shit

*gets down on other knee too*

why would she want to do shit with canada anyway

*farts*

The Governor General does everything for her

*rolls over*

*waits for pats*

Canada is way better than the UK

@JesusHand she still your queen?

You sing

In fact the UK is probably the worst first world country

God save the queen

play shake it by metro station right now or 5 years bad luck

u have been warmed

Thank you more warming me

youre welcome baby xo

With your hot sea man

Bungalow

bungalow

whats a bunga

What is a Bungalow

Crikey

idk

-df bungalow

**Bungalow**: The [moistening] of a finger, by way of mouth, to be inserted into the [anal cavity] of your [activity partner].
*Lets go [BUNGALOW]!
After the BUNGALOW i couldnt [shit right] for a week.
During the BUNGALOW i [pooed] a little.*
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what

A house with no upstairs

yes

Hence