Message from @valeriaa
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**Twat**: [Slang] [word] for a [vagina]
*[Jeremy Clarkson] is correct in thinking that [Piers Morgan] is a complete [twat].*
*(<http://twat.urbanup.com/7287088>)* *9 more results*
-df phallus
**phallus**: noun.
1. a [symbol] or representation of the [penis].
2. [a penis].
*1. [The Eiffel Tower], the things [little boys] [draw] on desks, etc.
2. a penis..is it that hard to understand? do you really need an example?*
*(<http://phallus.urbanup.com/1353439>)* *9 more results*
interesting
-df aphrodisiac
**aphrodisiac**: A food, animal part, or other symbolic object known to cause extreme sexual drive. Word derived from [Greek goddess] of love, beauty, and sexual [rapture], [Aphrodite].
*"Dude i just [killed] a [rhino]."
"Cool, aren't [the horns] aphrodisiacs?"*
*(<http://aphrodisiac.urbanup.com/591564>)* *7 more results*
lance corporal noodle: "suck my dick val"
-mute @Send_Noodles?? 5m harassing staff
🔇 Muted `Lance Corporal Noodle#0597` for `5 minutes`
<:laugh:583238348077006869>
-whois @Send_Noodles??
muted retard
lol
guess what time it is
pizza time
homework time!
no, time to get a watch
gottem
at this hour
but it says today at 8:03
interesting
watches are pretty doe
-df interesting
**interesting**: (adj) Something which arouses [no interest] at all.
Used to politely [avoid] admitting this, which indirectly expresses your [indifference].
*[Yes], your [bottle cap] [collection] is interesting.*
*(<http://interesting.urbanup.com/782066>)* *9 more results*
WHATTTTT
STALKER
CREEEP
-df stalker
**stalker**: It seems to be that the term 'stalker' no longer means what it used to mean--the [pathological] ANONYMOUS follower and tab-keeper of another person or persons (A detective who has not been hired and has no real reason to follow someone). The old definition also would say that a 'stalker' often has an imaginary connection with the [stalkee].
HOWEVER, common usage of the term, along with the term 'creepy', has come to be used as a [defense mechanism] for anyone seeking justification for not being attracted socially or physically to someone else.
This term is nearly as overdiagnosed as ADHD is in children. Any women who think an undesirable man might be interested in her will almost always automatically label him a stalker.
Note: Far too many idiots think they're more important than they really are. Real stalkers seek out beautiful, interesting, and often famous members of the attractive gender. [90 percent] of the people who use the term couldn't get a real stalker to save their lives.
*A hot girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is a friend.
An [ugly girl] who follows you around and shows up at your door is now, according to most, a stalker.
A hot guy [who gives] you [flowers] is a romantic.
An ugly guy who gives you flowers is a stalker. *
*(<http://stalker.urbanup.com/1515177>)* *9 more results*
-df valeriaa
No result :(
one A
Val is a migger
-df baleria
**Baleria**: A beautiful and loving girl. Her [personality] is [outgoing], she’s [all that].
*Baleria is [so nice], [we should] all be [friends] with her*
*(<http://baleria.urbanup.com/14108093>)* *1 more results*
-df cosby