@JesusHand <:iono:333062045442244608>

forgot asian

-df fluffer

**fluffer**: (noun) a person in the [adult entertainment] industry whose job it is to give male [porno] stars [blowjobs] in order to get them ready to perform.
*Where's my [fucking] fluffer, [goddammit]!*
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-df Matthew

**Matthew**: A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/[Matty]/[Mattie]) will make the best boyfriend/[guyfriend] ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a [hard life], but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. [Matthew's] come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their [soft side] comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares.
*[Look at that] Matthew [over there]. He's so [handsome].*
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-df twat

GG @le pigg, you just advanced to level 4!

**Twat**: [Slang] [word] for a [vagina]
*[Jeremy Clarkson] is correct in thinking that [Piers Morgan] is a complete [twat].*
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-df phallus

**phallus**: noun.
1. a [symbol] or representation of the [penis].
2. [a penis].
*1. [The Eiffel Tower], the things [little boys] [draw] on desks, etc.
2. a penis..is it that hard to understand? do you really need an example?*
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interesting

-df aphrodisiac

**aphrodisiac**: A food, animal part, or other symbolic object known to cause extreme sexual drive. Word derived from [Greek goddess] of love, beauty, and sexual [rapture], [Aphrodite].
*"Dude i just [killed] a [rhino]."
"Cool, aren't [the horns] aphrodisiacs?"*
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lance corporal noodle: "suck my dick val"

-mute @Send_Noodles?? 5m harassing staff

🔇 Muted `Lance Corporal Noodle#0597` for `5 minutes`

<:laugh:583238348077006869>

-whois @Send_Noodles??

muted retard

lol

guess what time it is

pizza time

homework time!

no, time to get a watch

gottem

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at this hour

but it says today at 8:03

interesting

watches are pretty doe

-df interesting

**interesting**: (adj) Something which arouses [no interest] at all.

Used to politely [avoid] admitting this, which indirectly expresses your [indifference].
*[Yes], your [bottle cap] [collection] is interesting.*
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WHATTTTT

STALKER

CREEEP

@Send_Noodles??

-df stalker

**stalker**: It seems to be that the term 'stalker' no longer means what it used to mean--the [pathological] ANONYMOUS follower and tab-keeper of another person or persons (A detective who has not been hired and has no real reason to follow someone). The old definition also would say that a 'stalker' often has an imaginary connection with the [stalkee].

HOWEVER, common usage of the term, along with the term 'creepy', has come to be used as a [defense mechanism] for anyone seeking justification for not being attracted socially or physically to someone else.

This term is nearly as overdiagnosed as ADHD is in children. Any women who think an undesirable man might be interested in her will almost always automatically label him a stalker.

Note: Far too many idiots think they're more important than they really are. Real stalkers seek out beautiful, interesting, and often famous members of the attractive gender. [90 percent] of the people who use the term couldn't get a real stalker to save their lives.

*A hot girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is a friend.

An [ugly girl] who follows you around and shows up at your door is now, according to most, a stalker.

A hot guy [who gives] you [flowers] is a romantic.

An ugly guy who gives you flowers is a stalker. *
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