🔇 Muted `Lance Corporal Noodle#0597` for `5 minutes`

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-whois @Send_Noodles??

muted retard

lol

guess what time it is

pizza time

homework time!

no, time to get a watch

gottem

o

at this hour

but it says today at 8:03

interesting

watches are pretty doe

-df interesting

**interesting**: (adj) Something which arouses [no interest] at all.

Used to politely [avoid] admitting this, which indirectly expresses your [indifference].
*[Yes], your [bottle cap] [collection] is interesting.*
*(<http://interesting.urbanup.com/782066>)* *9 more results*

WHATTTTT

STALKER

CREEEP

@Send_Noodles??

-df stalker

**stalker**: It seems to be that the term 'stalker' no longer means what it used to mean--the [pathological] ANONYMOUS follower and tab-keeper of another person or persons (A detective who has not been hired and has no real reason to follow someone). The old definition also would say that a 'stalker' often has an imaginary connection with the [stalkee].

HOWEVER, common usage of the term, along with the term 'creepy', has come to be used as a [defense mechanism] for anyone seeking justification for not being attracted socially or physically to someone else.

This term is nearly as overdiagnosed as ADHD is in children. Any women who think an undesirable man might be interested in her will almost always automatically label him a stalker.

Note: Far too many idiots think they're more important than they really are. Real stalkers seek out beautiful, interesting, and often famous members of the attractive gender. [90 percent] of the people who use the term couldn't get a real stalker to save their lives.

*A hot girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is a friend.

An [ugly girl] who follows you around and shows up at your door is now, according to most, a stalker.

A hot guy [who gives] you [flowers] is a romantic.

An ugly guy who gives you flowers is a stalker. *
*(<http://stalker.urbanup.com/1515177>)* *9 more results*

-df valeriaa

No result :(

one A

Val is a migger

-df baleria

**Baleria**: A beautiful and loving girl. Her [personality] is [outgoing], she’s [all that].
*Baleria is [so nice], [we should] all be [friends] with her*
*(<http://baleria.urbanup.com/14108093>)* *1 more results*

-df cosby

**cosby**: Verb. To [drug] a woman and then [rape] her while she is [unconscious]
*"God damn did you see that bitch Jerry [cosbied] last night? She was fine as [a mother] fucker."

"Give me that [GHB], I'm gonna cosby that bitch over there."*
*(<http://cosby.urbanup.com/7987835>)* *9 more results*

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baleria works

gottem

cosby

u got some explaining to do

-df "bill cosby"

**Bill Cosby**: A drink with a [roofie] in it. [Prepare] to be [raped].
*Bill Cosby [slipped] her [a bill cosby]. When she passed out, her [went to town].*
*(<http://bill-cosby.urbanup.com/7979579>)* *9 more results*

-warn @Send_Noodles?? no hard r