Message from @angie!!
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2. "I couldn't be arsed to go home, so I just stood there, scratching me bollocks."
3. "Don't listen to him, he just talks bollocks."
4. "Sorry, it's my boss, he's got us speaking this bollocks."
5. "I think any film with a cast of [unknowns] and a budget that won't cover your weekly shopping is bound to be bollocks." Also: "I know our friend was the lead character and everything, but that play was the biggest load of fat, [squidgy] bollocks I've ever had to sit through. Don't tell her I said that, though."
6. "That play was the [dog's bollocks], Sarah."
7. "Boy, did I drop a [bollock] this morning: Your mum had a [Rice Crispy] stuck to her face, so I tried to wipe it off; you never told me she had a wart."
8. "We had all the work done by two, so we all pissed off down the pub, but come Monday morning, we all got such a [bollocking]. Marketing had called eight times and that twat over there had forgotten to turn the answering machine on. Wanker."
9. "You honestly expect me to believe you're going to tell John what I did with his wife? You haven't got [the bollocks]."
10. "Two [Stellas], a Fosters, a Bacardi and Diet Coke and a Carling-top please. ...oh, make that half a Fosters - that's [bollocksed] you, hasn't it? Let's call it a tenner for cash, eh?"
11. "[The fax] stopped working earlier, so I jammed my pen into that little hole and now I think it's totally bollocksed."
12. "Well, the last thing I remember is walking down to the seafront and laying on the beach. Then, it's six in the morning, I'm stark bollock-naked except for my socks, watch, rings, necklaces, bracelets, earrings and other body jewellery, handcuffed to a tramp."
13. "Well, I was at work, right, and my computer totally bollocksed up, and I hadn't saved that bollocks I was working on, so I though, 'bollocks to this, I'm going down the pub'. I went with Jeff and Dave, who was really quiet, so when I got the beers in, I asked, like, 'who died?!' It turns out, his wife's on the way out, you know, so I'd really [dropped a bollock], but Dave said he was okay. He doesn't have the bollocks to say anything else; never has, but I knew Jeff would give me a right bollocking later on. We had a few pints and this dog's bollocks pie - we didn't get too bollocksed or anything, just a bit tipsy, you know. We went back into the office and my PC was up-and-running with that document intact, which bollocksed me a bit, but it's better than a [kick in the bollocks], I suppose. So, I went home, got in the shower and noticed a rash on my bollocks, [shit me up], that did. I came out to show Sam only to find Sam's mum sat there with a cup of tea, staring at me, bollock naked and dripping on the carpet. 'Bollocks,' I thought..."*
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-df pillock
**Pillock**: Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. [Derog]. [ref] [British Slang] Dictionary
*[You silly] [pillock], why did [you do that] for?*
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-df plonker
**plonker**: dope, idiot, moron, wally, [pillock], [dunderhead], [dimwit]
*[You are] [such a] plonker, [Rodney].*
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-df delboy
No result :(
-df geezer
**Geezer**: A geezer is a descriptive word in the UK which is used to define a mans characteristics. A geezer will be found usually out side a pub with a pint in his hand on match day. They commonly like football, scrapping, beer, tea, tits, and [Barry white]. [Geezers] often acknowledge other [geezers] by a greeting each other by saying geezer followed by a nod and a thumbs up.
*Nigel: Alright [geezer] how much is a can of [red stripe]
Charles: For you nothing my friend because your a top geezer
Nigel: arr Cheers [geeze] *nod* *thumbs up*
Charles: *nod* *thumbs up**
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-df del boy
**del boy**: Poor, ineffective [scam artist] or con-man. From the TV [sitcom], Only [Fools] and Horses.
*[Daves] a [proper] del boy.*
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Hope I'm having curry tonight
@angie!! what u having?
air
Name is bond
Ha
James Bond
@angie!! are u poor
Prove it
@angie!! u can nearly have coke again soon
how tf do i prove it
Only a poor person would say that
^
@angie!! 1 more day to coke
frog shut before i make u my pet
Hm
I mean unless your are fasting or something
nah i just eat when i want to
not eating is usually a symptom of being broke
alright
so i’m not sure
not going to ask further
@angie!! coke chips
True broke symptom
Not eating
Sometimes I don't eat dinner because I'm not hungry if I eat my sandwich at home
@angie!! coke dinner
@angie!! coke dessert