was great

🙏 Jack Churchill is our saviour 🙏

Mad Lad indeed

it was

Mad Jack Churchhill doesn't need to be a sex god to be a Badass. He had the last confirmed kill with British Long Bow.

1941 in Battle of France

I had previously read about his fuckery yogoslavia and his leading the commandos

bloody hell, mate

No wonder he wore a kilt

balls too big for briefs

if I don't remember incorrectly, I'm pretty sure the yugoslavian insurgents had to keep him from *not* just killing germans willy nilly

"no, jack, you can't just go killing all the soldiers in that fort just to prove that you can"
*does it anyway*

His unit was waiting in ambush for a German Scout patrol, he shot the first shot with a long bow, killed a German Sergeant and then the rest of his unit opened up with a rifles

literally

started the mission with an arrow signal

yup

*What a badass*

AND lived till 89

thats the insane shit

tbh, I'm pretty sure he could have efficiently led a battalion of longbowmen into battle on D-Day

I mean, just imagine seeing that

When informed of the American's ending the war with the A-bomb, he complained that they could have kept fighting for another decade!

Jack used 8th Century Battle Tactics *It was super effective*

imagine this: you're a german 18-year-old, you meet up on the Normandy front, ready to repel the Anglo-Frenchie attack, and all of a sudden a hail of arrows comes raining down on you, killing half the men around you

needs more mist

that would have been awesome

attacks from the mist

yes

yes

with the screams of COMMANDOOOOOOOOO

and the faint scream of the bagpipes

well

jack would need a full company of Bagpipeers (is that the word) confuse and terrify the enemy even more

^

alas

that

the world is not perfect

yeah

and there was only one Jack

fucking incredible

maybe in world war three, we can rally a battalion of Bagpipeers to cheer on our longbowmen and sword-wielding officers