CHARGE! *Bagpipe music plays*

huge boost to morale

and the enemy will think you're batshit, so they'll shit their pants

sorry for derailing

Hess landed in the UK, he wanted to land in front of Buckingham Palace, not Soviet Union's Kremlin. "Mad" Jack Churchill was a special case by himself.

I only just heard about him, Churchill is my mums maiden name

but was he mad if it was effective tho <:TimThink:482277772497125378>

I'm from Australia so I wonder if he might be a relation

he seems like he woulda slayed loads of puss

I think that he was faithfully married if I remember right.

dont dash my hope against the Cold Rocks of Reality 😦

sure, he may have been a crazy bastard, but you don't accomplish what he did without being some sort of god

haha

the*REAL GOD OF WAR* .....BOI

and I don't know about you, but I'm about two drinks away from starting a religion in his honour, so <:shrug:470066718400839711>

all I can say

is Count Dankula's retelling

was great

🙏 Jack Churchill is our saviour 🙏

Mad Lad indeed

it was

Mad Jack Churchhill doesn't need to be a sex god to be a Badass. He had the last confirmed kill with British Long Bow.

1941 in Battle of France

I had previously read about his fuckery yogoslavia and his leading the commandos

bloody hell, mate

No wonder he wore a kilt

balls too big for briefs

if I don't remember incorrectly, I'm pretty sure the yugoslavian insurgents had to keep him from *not* just killing germans willy nilly

"no, jack, you can't just go killing all the soldiers in that fort just to prove that you can"
*does it anyway*

His unit was waiting in ambush for a German Scout patrol, he shot the first shot with a long bow, killed a German Sergeant and then the rest of his unit opened up with a rifles

literally

started the mission with an arrow signal

yup

*What a badass*

AND lived till 89

thats the insane shit

tbh, I'm pretty sure he could have efficiently led a battalion of longbowmen into battle on D-Day

I mean, just imagine seeing that

When informed of the American's ending the war with the A-bomb, he complained that they could have kept fighting for another decade!

Jack used 8th Century Battle Tactics *It was super effective*

imagine this: you're a german 18-year-old, you meet up on the Normandy front, ready to repel the Anglo-Frenchie attack, and all of a sudden a hail of arrows comes raining down on you, killing half the men around you