yup

*What a badass*

AND lived till 89

thats the insane shit

tbh, I'm pretty sure he could have efficiently led a battalion of longbowmen into battle on D-Day

I mean, just imagine seeing that

When informed of the American's ending the war with the A-bomb, he complained that they could have kept fighting for another decade!

Jack used 8th Century Battle Tactics *It was super effective*

imagine this: you're a german 18-year-old, you meet up on the Normandy front, ready to repel the Anglo-Frenchie attack, and all of a sudden a hail of arrows comes raining down on you, killing half the men around you

needs more mist

that would have been awesome

attacks from the mist

yes

yes

with the screams of COMMANDOOOOOOOOO

and the faint scream of the bagpipes

well

jack would need a full company of Bagpipeers (is that the word) confuse and terrify the enemy even more

^

alas

that

the world is not perfect

yeah

and there was only one Jack

fucking incredible

maybe in world war three, we can rally a battalion of Bagpipeers to cheer on our longbowmen and sword-wielding officers

Scottish Regiments broadcast Bagpipes over all radio frequancies durring D-Day to jam up German Radios

He'd probably come back from the dead for WW3

yes

"OHO! I've been waiting for this! lets not get the yanks involved again, ruined my war they did!"

by the time world war three rolls around, we'll bring the undead jack churchill out of his grave to lead the charge

then

irony strikes

the fear of Jack causes the war to end with only a single casualty...

from a longbow

^

alright, enough wonderment about the huge balls that were personified in one person, have a great day!

and to you!

Night

actually

one more thingg lol