Message from @Arizan
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haha
the*REAL GOD OF WAR* .....BOI
and I don't know about you, but I'm about two drinks away from starting a religion in his honour, so <:shrug:470066718400839711>
all I can say
is Count Dankula's retelling
was great
🙏 Jack Churchill is our saviour 🙏
Mad Lad indeed
it was
Mad Jack Churchhill doesn't need to be a sex god to be a Badass. He had the last confirmed kill with British Long Bow.
1941 in Battle of France
I had previously read about his fuckery yogoslavia and his leading the commandos
bloody hell, mate
No wonder he wore a kilt
balls too big for briefs
if I don't remember incorrectly, I'm pretty sure the yugoslavian insurgents had to keep him from *not* just killing germans willy nilly
"no, jack, you can't just go killing all the soldiers in that fort just to prove that you can"
*does it anyway*
His unit was waiting in ambush for a German Scout patrol, he shot the first shot with a long bow, killed a German Sergeant and then the rest of his unit opened up with a rifles
literally
started the mission with an arrow signal
*What a badass*
AND lived till 89
thats the insane shit
tbh, I'm pretty sure he could have efficiently led a battalion of longbowmen into battle on D-Day
I mean, just imagine seeing that
When informed of the American's ending the war with the A-bomb, he complained that they could have kept fighting for another decade!
Jack used 8th Century Battle Tactics *It was super effective*
imagine this: you're a german 18-year-old, you meet up on the Normandy front, ready to repel the Anglo-Frenchie attack, and all of a sudden a hail of arrows comes raining down on you, killing half the men around you
needs more mist
that would have been awesome
attacks from the mist
yes
yes
with the screams of COMMANDOOOOOOOOO
and the faint scream of the bagpipes
well
jack would need a full company of Bagpipeers (is that the word) confuse and terrify the enemy even more
^
alas
that