Message from @Arizan
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Hess landed in the UK, he wanted to land in front of Buckingham Palace, not Soviet Union's Kremlin. "Mad" Jack Churchill was a special case by himself.
I only just heard about him, Churchill is my mums maiden name
but was he mad if it was effective tho <:TimThink:482277772497125378>
I'm from Australia so I wonder if he might be a relation
he seems like he woulda slayed loads of puss
I think that he was faithfully married if I remember right.
dont dash my hope against the Cold Rocks of Reality 😦
sure, he may have been a crazy bastard, but you don't accomplish what he did without being some sort of god
haha
the*REAL GOD OF WAR* .....BOI
and I don't know about you, but I'm about two drinks away from starting a religion in his honour, so <:shrug:470066718400839711>
all I can say
is Count Dankula's retelling
was great
🙏 Jack Churchill is our saviour 🙏
Mad Lad indeed
it was
Mad Jack Churchhill doesn't need to be a sex god to be a Badass. He had the last confirmed kill with British Long Bow.
1941 in Battle of France
I had previously read about his fuckery yogoslavia and his leading the commandos
No wonder he wore a kilt
balls too big for briefs
if I don't remember incorrectly, I'm pretty sure the yugoslavian insurgents had to keep him from *not* just killing germans willy nilly
"no, jack, you can't just go killing all the soldiers in that fort just to prove that you can"
*does it anyway*
His unit was waiting in ambush for a German Scout patrol, he shot the first shot with a long bow, killed a German Sergeant and then the rest of his unit opened up with a rifles
literally
started the mission with an arrow signal
yup
*What a badass*
AND lived till 89
thats the insane shit
tbh, I'm pretty sure he could have efficiently led a battalion of longbowmen into battle on D-Day
I mean, just imagine seeing that
When informed of the American's ending the war with the A-bomb, he complained that they could have kept fighting for another decade!
Jack used 8th Century Battle Tactics *It was super effective*
imagine this: you're a german 18-year-old, you meet up on the Normandy front, ready to repel the Anglo-Frenchie attack, and all of a sudden a hail of arrows comes raining down on you, killing half the men around you
needs more mist
that would have been awesome
attacks from the mist
yes