I rolled a paper and pretended I was snorting that shit.

My mum came in, and the powder started doing its thing — that is, it started making froth in my mouth.

I snorted salt two years ago.

It burned.

and then I pretended as if I was having a seizure- with froth coming out of my mouth.

thanks Wikihow

which honestly scared my mum haha

needless to say she slippered me afterwards

Salt

Dont snort

Or you die

yes, that is true. @JesusHand

you need to be mean to your girl- because girls don't like nice guys

so you need to treat her like shit.

You need to domineer over her & subjugate her to your will- she MUST always walk behind you & it has to be 100% psychological.

@the wiki post you sent earlier

on how to get a GF

It

.

where did my GF go

come back @valeriaa

My gf is dead.

lol good for you.

Girls who don't like nice guys = damaged girls

Stfu

ain't no body wants a bitch that blabbers

Fat retard

Don't change your personality to impress others

They are dead.

Good

Fat people are gross.

oof

Don't make fun of urself

Fat cunt

I am not fat.

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 4!

Thankfully.

Ur 48 stone

Im not

I'm skinny though.

"Men's rights activist, feminist, athiest, named KFC."