Yeh exactly

:((

drug is bad

I am drug.

Drug is me.

o

You is drug.

I once almost tricked my mom into thinking I'm snorting cocaine

nice

and having a seizure.

I am drug

lmao

Let me tell you the anecdote.

pulling a juice wrld

So basically, there's this antacid based, carbonated powder-like-product that relieves you from acid flux- so what it does is, you have to mix it with the water & it produces fizz.

I am no longer drug.

So, what I did was, I made 4 long strips off the powder on the centre table.

I rolled a paper and pretended I was snorting that shit.

My mum came in, and the powder started doing its thing — that is, it started making froth in my mouth.

I snorted salt two years ago.

It burned.

and then I pretended as if I was having a seizure- with froth coming out of my mouth.

thanks Wikihow

which honestly scared my mum haha

needless to say she slippered me afterwards

Salt

Dont snort

Or you die

yes, that is true. @JesusHand

you need to be mean to your girl- because girls don't like nice guys

so you need to treat her like shit.

You need to domineer over her & subjugate her to your will- she MUST always walk behind you & it has to be 100% psychological.

@the wiki post you sent earlier

on how to get a GF

It

.

where did my GF go

come back @valeriaa

My gf is dead.

lol good for you.

Girls who don't like nice guys = damaged girls