Both

My mother got ligma

And dad got bofa

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I have layers

What's bofa

-df bofa

**Bofa**: The first stage of a verbally transmitted disease.

Usually nonfatal and asymptomatic, however, once it progresses to [Stage 2] (Ligma), it is extremely dangerous. [Stage 3] (commonly referred to as [E-TMA]) is incredibly uncommon due to the [Ligma's] astronomical fatality rates (99.87%), and thusly has never been observed in laboratory conditions.

Currently, Bofa has no known cure and can only be treated temporarily by passing it on to another host. This has caused Bofa infection rates [to skyrocket] in the recent weeks, in what is being referred to as "a verbal pandemic outbreak" of unprecendented scale. Passing Bofa to a new host also causes a surge of dopamine in the original host, promoting further [proliferation].

The evolution of Bofa into Ligma has been shown to be linked to online presence, most often to real-time videographic streaming specifically. Those individuals involved in videographic streaming are strongly advised not to stream content until the trigger conditions for Ligmosis are identified and preventative measures are developed.

Also see [Sugma], a variant strain of Ligma on which little research has been conducted.
*Fortnite Player: Did you hear about Ninja? He was streaming on Twitch when he caught [Ligma] and died!

Me, an Intellectual: He must have been an idiot. You can only contract Ligma if you allow Bofa to go untreated.

Fortnite Player: What's Bofa?

M, an I: [BOFA DEEZ] NUTZ IN YA [MOUF]! GOT EEEEMMM

Fortnite Player: *contracts Bofa**
*(<http://bofa.urbanup.com/13097680>)* *9 more results*

Bofa deez nuts

Aahhhh

-df ligma

**LIGMA**: LIGMA is part of the [BOFA] spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the [second stage] of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). In this stage, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as [tuberculosis]. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effective, there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: [E-TMA] ([Entrenched] Terminal Mi-Asintits)
*"RIP Ninja. At least [he died] of [Ligma] and not [E-TMA]"
"Yea. Did he at least try the LIGMA-BALLS procedure?"*
*(<http://ligma.urbanup.com/13080526>)* *9 more results*

-df cdees

No result :(

-df benward

**Luke Benward**: A super cute actor who was in :

Stevie [Dewberry] - Because Of [Winn Dixie]
Billy Forrester- How to Eat Fried Worms
Charlie Turtle- [Minute Men]
Nicky -Mostly Ghostly
Alan- Dear John

He also is a very talented musican
He has a CD called"Let Your Love Out"
He is Amazing!!!
*Boy Hey did you see Luke Benward in [Dear John]
Girl [Yesss]!!!! Of course

[Enough Said]*
*(<http://luke-benward.urbanup.com/4797042>)* *1 more results*

Pog

pog

-df ward

**Ward**: When you [comment] or like a Facebook post in order to receive information about the certain [topic]. As others comment or like you will be updated via notifications as to gain "[vision]" about what you are interested in.
*When I want to know more about a certain [Facebook] [post], I post [ward].*
*(<http://ward.urbanup.com/11105455>)* *9 more results*

😋

<a:peepoparty:583661999880273921>

-df gibbons

**gibbons**: Another name for the illicate and [recreational] party drug exctasy. most commonly taken by [ladsy] faggots who enjoy [servicing] their jetskis after school and enjoy the company of men.
*Lad: Trueeeee my [jetski] just blew its 5 gauge.
Lass: Oh devooo, id suck your dick if you were not a lad and enjoyed taking fellow lads from the rear.
Lad: True you do call me gay you fucking [dardi]. fuck this im gonna drop some gibbons.
Lass: [devastated]*
*(<http://gibbons.urbanup.com/1984860>)* *9 more results*

You guys still going on

Let the bot rest for a moment

-df no

**no**: [The word] that makes [sex] [rape].
*[Lets fuck].
No
*
*(<http://no.urbanup.com/125361>)* *9 more results*

-df idiot

**idiot**: Anyone who belongs to and/or elects to [join] a [village] comprising of [idiots]
*Do we [really] [need] an [example]? :p*
*(<http://idiot.urbanup.com/1046349>)* *9 more results*

-df nitty

**Nitty**: [Someone] who over uses [drugs]
*“Damn, that Nathan’s a right [nitty]. [Always on] [dizz]”*
*(<http://nitty.urbanup.com/11997165>)* *9 more results*

-df longest definition

**longest definition**: At 65,535 characters, [cut and paste] has the longest definition in Urban Dictionary. Tying for first place are [shizot], [stephen palgrave], perry davenport and paul bello. Fat chicks is next at 31,986 characters.
*[Who is] [Stephen Palgrave]?*
*(<http://longest-definition.urbanup.com/541345>)* *9 more results*

-df gay lord

**Gay Lord**: Perceived to be the 'original' or 'first' homosexual male, if such a being ever existed. The occasional myth that emerges from closed circles entails that the one Gay Lord ruled over homosexuals in early Mesopotamian times as a deity of sorts and if he still lived today, would be able to control every living gay man with a single thought. Some say that the homosexual 'essence' [of the Gay] Lord was / is the purest of all gays. To this day, it is unknown as to how the Gay Lord actually looked like, although there is much [speculation] on whether the Gay Lord still lives; locked away in deep [slumber]. It has also been said that the Gay Lord has no apparent connection with bisexuals or lesbians.
*"[Like you said] [palooka], the [Kindred] have their Cain and the homos have their Gay Lord.."*
*(<http://gay-lord.urbanup.com/1155203>)* *9 more results*

-df dick

**dick**: [Jake Paul]
*wow [jake paul] is [a straight] dick [aye]*
*(<http://dick.urbanup.com/12342858>)* *9 more results*

Spam shit

It will crash server