Message from @Arthur Shelby

Discord ID: 672394436352802816


2020-01-30 10:52:19 UTC  

Awesome

2020-01-30 10:52:23 UTC  

Girl I just served at work had an ass like an onion

2020-01-30 10:52:26 UTC  

Makes me wana cry

2020-01-30 10:52:46 UTC  

Why you crying

2020-01-30 10:52:52 UTC  

That ass ain't peeled yet

2020-01-30 10:52:59 UTC  

It still got a trouser on

2020-01-30 10:53:10 UTC  

Onions have layers

2020-01-30 10:53:31 UTC  

Trump voters are boomer rubes

2020-01-30 10:53:32 UTC  

Awesome

2020-01-30 10:53:39 UTC  

100% agree

2020-01-30 10:53:52 UTC  

Ya''al soo elitist

2020-01-30 10:53:54 UTC  

😫 😫

2020-01-30 10:53:54 UTC  

Ya'all

2020-01-30 10:54:03 UTC  

-wyr

2020-01-30 10:54:03 UTC  

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
🇦 Have grown up without a father
**OR**
🇧 Have grown up without a mother

2020-01-30 10:54:25 UTC  

Both

2020-01-30 10:54:55 UTC  

My mother got ligma

2020-01-30 10:55:01 UTC  

And dad got bofa

2020-01-30 10:55:22 UTC  

I have layers

2020-01-30 10:55:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542037236053442561/672394435077603328/image0.gif

2020-01-30 10:55:34 UTC  

What's bofa

2020-01-30 10:55:49 UTC  

-df bofa

2020-01-30 10:55:49 UTC  

**Bofa**: The first stage of a verbally transmitted disease.

Usually nonfatal and asymptomatic, however, once it progresses to [Stage 2] (Ligma), it is extremely dangerous. [Stage 3] (commonly referred to as [E-TMA]) is incredibly uncommon due to the [Ligma's] astronomical fatality rates (99.87%), and thusly has never been observed in laboratory conditions.

Currently, Bofa has no known cure and can only be treated temporarily by passing it on to another host. This has caused Bofa infection rates [to skyrocket] in the recent weeks, in what is being referred to as "a verbal pandemic outbreak" of unprecendented scale. Passing Bofa to a new host also causes a surge of dopamine in the original host, promoting further [proliferation].

The evolution of Bofa into Ligma has been shown to be linked to online presence, most often to real-time videographic streaming specifically. Those individuals involved in videographic streaming are strongly advised not to stream content until the trigger conditions for Ligmosis are identified and preventative measures are developed.

Also see [Sugma], a variant strain of Ligma on which little research has been conducted.
*Fortnite Player: Did you hear about Ninja? He was streaming on Twitch when he caught [Ligma] and died!

Me, an Intellectual: He must have been an idiot. You can only contract Ligma if you allow Bofa to go untreated.

Fortnite Player: What's Bofa?

M, an I: [BOFA DEEZ] NUTZ IN YA [MOUF]! GOT EEEEMMM

Fortnite Player: *contracts Bofa**
*(<http://bofa.urbanup.com/13097680>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-30 10:55:56 UTC  

Bofa deez nuts

2020-01-30 10:56:31 UTC  

Aahhhh

2020-01-30 11:01:13 UTC  

-df ligma

2020-01-30 11:01:13 UTC  

**LIGMA**: LIGMA is part of the [BOFA] spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the [second stage] of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). In this stage, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as [tuberculosis]. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effective, there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: [E-TMA] ([Entrenched] Terminal Mi-Asintits)
*"RIP Ninja. At least [he died] of [Ligma] and not [E-TMA]"
"Yea. Did he at least try the LIGMA-BALLS procedure?"*
*(<http://ligma.urbanup.com/13080526>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-30 11:01:25 UTC  

-df cdees

2020-01-30 11:01:25 UTC  

No result :(

2020-01-30 11:01:32 UTC  

-df benward

2020-01-30 11:01:32 UTC  

**Luke Benward**: A super cute actor who was in :

Stevie [Dewberry] - Because Of [Winn Dixie]
Billy Forrester- How to Eat Fried Worms
Charlie Turtle- [Minute Men]
Nicky -Mostly Ghostly
Alan- Dear John

He also is a very talented musican
He has a CD called"Let Your Love Out"
He is Amazing!!!
*Boy Hey did you see Luke Benward in [Dear John]
Girl [Yesss]!!!! Of course

[Enough Said]*
*(<http://luke-benward.urbanup.com/4797042>)* *1 more results*

2020-01-30 11:01:45 UTC  

Pog

2020-01-30 11:01:51 UTC  

pog

2020-01-30 11:01:53 UTC  

-df ward

2020-01-30 11:01:53 UTC  

**Ward**: When you [comment] or like a Facebook post in order to receive information about the certain [topic]. As others comment or like you will be updated via notifications as to gain "[vision]" about what you are interested in.
*When I want to know more about a certain [Facebook] [post], I post [ward].*
*(<http://ward.urbanup.com/11105455>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-30 11:02:00 UTC  

😋

2020-01-30 11:02:01 UTC  

<a:peepoparty:583661999880273921>

2020-01-30 11:02:05 UTC  

-df gibbons

2020-01-30 11:02:05 UTC  

**gibbons**: Another name for the illicate and [recreational] party drug exctasy. most commonly taken by [ladsy] faggots who enjoy [servicing] their jetskis after school and enjoy the company of men.
*Lad: Trueeeee my [jetski] just blew its 5 gauge.
Lass: Oh devooo, id suck your dick if you were not a lad and enjoyed taking fellow lads from the rear.
Lad: True you do call me gay you fucking [dardi]. fuck this im gonna drop some gibbons.
Lass: [devastated]*
*(<http://gibbons.urbanup.com/1984860>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-30 11:02:09 UTC  

You guys still going on