-df bofa

**Bofa**: The first stage of a verbally transmitted disease.

Usually nonfatal and asymptomatic, however, once it progresses to [Stage 2] (Ligma), it is extremely dangerous. [Stage 3] (commonly referred to as [E-TMA]) is incredibly uncommon due to the [Ligma's] astronomical fatality rates (99.87%), and thusly has never been observed in laboratory conditions.

Currently, Bofa has no known cure and can only be treated temporarily by passing it on to another host. This has caused Bofa infection rates [to skyrocket] in the recent weeks, in what is being referred to as "a verbal pandemic outbreak" of unprecendented scale. Passing Bofa to a new host also causes a surge of dopamine in the original host, promoting further [proliferation].

The evolution of Bofa into Ligma has been shown to be linked to online presence, most often to real-time videographic streaming specifically. Those individuals involved in videographic streaming are strongly advised not to stream content until the trigger conditions for Ligmosis are identified and preventative measures are developed.

Also see [Sugma], a variant strain of Ligma on which little research has been conducted.
*Fortnite Player: Did you hear about Ninja? He was streaming on Twitch when he caught [Ligma] and died!

Me, an Intellectual: He must have been an idiot. You can only contract Ligma if you allow Bofa to go untreated.

Fortnite Player: What's Bofa?

M, an I: [BOFA DEEZ] NUTZ IN YA [MOUF]! GOT EEEEMMM

Fortnite Player: *contracts Bofa**
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Bofa deez nuts

Aahhhh

-df ligma

**LIGMA**: LIGMA is part of the [BOFA] spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the [second stage] of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). In this stage, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as [tuberculosis]. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effective, there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: [E-TMA] ([Entrenched] Terminal Mi-Asintits)
*"RIP Ninja. At least [he died] of [Ligma] and not [E-TMA]"
"Yea. Did he at least try the LIGMA-BALLS procedure?"*
*(<http://ligma.urbanup.com/13080526>)* *9 more results*

-df cdees

No result :(

-df benward

**Luke Benward**: A super cute actor who was in :

Stevie [Dewberry] - Because Of [Winn Dixie]
Billy Forrester- How to Eat Fried Worms
Charlie Turtle- [Minute Men]
Nicky -Mostly Ghostly
Alan- Dear John

He also is a very talented musican
He has a CD called"Let Your Love Out"
He is Amazing!!!
*Boy Hey did you see Luke Benward in [Dear John]
Girl [Yesss]!!!! Of course

[Enough Said]*
*(<http://luke-benward.urbanup.com/4797042>)* *1 more results*

Pog

pog

-df ward

**Ward**: When you [comment] or like a Facebook post in order to receive information about the certain [topic]. As others comment or like you will be updated via notifications as to gain "[vision]" about what you are interested in.
*When I want to know more about a certain [Facebook] [post], I post [ward].*
*(<http://ward.urbanup.com/11105455>)* *9 more results*

😋

<a:peepoparty:583661999880273921>

-df gibbons

**gibbons**: Another name for the illicate and [recreational] party drug exctasy. most commonly taken by [ladsy] faggots who enjoy [servicing] their jetskis after school and enjoy the company of men.
*Lad: Trueeeee my [jetski] just blew its 5 gauge.
Lass: Oh devooo, id suck your dick if you were not a lad and enjoyed taking fellow lads from the rear.
Lad: True you do call me gay you fucking [dardi]. fuck this im gonna drop some gibbons.
Lass: [devastated]*
*(<http://gibbons.urbanup.com/1984860>)* *9 more results*

You guys still going on

Let the bot rest for a moment

-df no

**no**: [The word] that makes [sex] [rape].
*[Lets fuck].
No
*
*(<http://no.urbanup.com/125361>)* *9 more results*

-df idiot

**idiot**: Anyone who belongs to and/or elects to [join] a [village] comprising of [idiots]
*Do we [really] [need] an [example]? :p*
*(<http://idiot.urbanup.com/1046349>)* *9 more results*

-df nitty

**Nitty**: [Someone] who over uses [drugs]
*“Damn, that Nathan’s a right [nitty]. [Always on] [dizz]”*
*(<http://nitty.urbanup.com/11997165>)* *9 more results*

-df longest definition

**longest definition**: At 65,535 characters, [cut and paste] has the longest definition in Urban Dictionary. Tying for first place are [shizot], [stephen palgrave], perry davenport and paul bello. Fat chicks is next at 31,986 characters.
*[Who is] [Stephen Palgrave]?*
*(<http://longest-definition.urbanup.com/541345>)* *9 more results*

-df gay lord

**Gay Lord**: Perceived to be the 'original' or 'first' homosexual male, if such a being ever existed. The occasional myth that emerges from closed circles entails that the one Gay Lord ruled over homosexuals in early Mesopotamian times as a deity of sorts and if he still lived today, would be able to control every living gay man with a single thought. Some say that the homosexual 'essence' [of the Gay] Lord was / is the purest of all gays. To this day, it is unknown as to how the Gay Lord actually looked like, although there is much [speculation] on whether the Gay Lord still lives; locked away in deep [slumber]. It has also been said that the Gay Lord has no apparent connection with bisexuals or lesbians.
*"[Like you said] [palooka], the [Kindred] have their Cain and the homos have their Gay Lord.."*
*(<http://gay-lord.urbanup.com/1155203>)* *9 more results*

-df dick

**dick**: [Jake Paul]
*wow [jake paul] is [a straight] dick [aye]*
*(<http://dick.urbanup.com/12342858>)* *9 more results*

Spam shit

It will crash server

-df shit

**shit**: 1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities

2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.

The Shit List:

The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

[The Clean Shit]
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

[The Wet Shit]
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

The Second Wave Shit
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your [Nose Shit]
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.

The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.

The [Lincoln Log] Shit
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

The Nororius Drinker Shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.

The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.

The Wet Cheeks Shit
Also known as the "[Power Dump]". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

The Liquid Shit
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender [poop-chute].

The Mexican Food Shit
A class all on its own.

The Crowd Pleaser
This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

The Mood Enhancer
This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.

The Ritual
This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

The Guinness Book Of Records Shit
A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

[The Aftershock] Shit
This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.

The "[Honeymoon's Over]" Shit
This is any shit created in the presence of another person.

[The Groaner]
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

[The Floater]
Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.

The Ranger
A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

The Phantom Shit
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.

[The Peek-A-Boo] Shit
Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

The Bombshell
A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.

[The Snake Charmer]
A long [skinny shit] which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.

The Olympic Shit
This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the [Drinker's] Shit.

The Back-To-Nature Shit

This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.

The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't shit.

[Premeditated Shit]
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

[Shitzopherenia]
Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

[Energizer] Vs. [Duracell] Shit
Also known as a "Still Going" shit.

[The Power Dump] Shit
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.

The [Liquid Plumber] Shit
This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.)

[The Spinal Tap] Shit
The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.

The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Shit
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.

The Porridge Shit
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.

The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Shit
When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.

The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Shit
When you drop lots of cute, little [round ones] that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.

The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Shit
Also sometimes referred to as "The [Toxic Dump]". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.

The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" Shit

Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last [cling-on] to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
*"[AW SHIT]"

"I [have to] [take a shit]"*
*(<http://shit.urbanup.com/1479109>)* *9 more results*

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