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a deportee cannot arrest an american citizen <:peepobad:538084182644228112>

val is more american than you are

unironically

I am North American

Canuck

there is a canadian in one of my classes

canadians always talk like goofs

Bruh

Depends on where they are from

they all talk pretty similarly to me

Non-Whites aren't American

French Canadians do

Let me tell you something. Most Canadians are clueless idiots

Yeh from your god forsaken province

And Quebec

-df poop

**poop**: Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.

CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole [chunky peanut butter] cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you [stomach's] hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges [eat away at] the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs [up the house], and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.
*[I cant] put an example for this poop, you have to [experience] it to [comprehend] it.*
*(<http://poop.urbanup.com/4142322>)* *9 more results*

-df poop

**poop**: Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.

CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole [chunky peanut butter] cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you [stomach's] hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges [eat away at] the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs [up the house], and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.
*[I cant] put an example for this poop, you have to [experience] it to [comprehend] it.*
*(<http://poop.urbanup.com/4142322>)* *9 more results*

-df poop

**poop**: Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.

CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole [chunky peanut butter] cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you [stomach's] hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges [eat away at] the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs [up the house], and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.
*[I cant] put an example for this poop, you have to [experience] it to [comprehend] it.*
*(<http://poop.urbanup.com/4142322>)* *9 more results*

-df poop

**poop**: Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.

CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole [chunky peanut butter] cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you [stomach's] hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges [eat away at] the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs [up the house], and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.
*[I cant] put an example for this poop, you have to [experience] it to [comprehend] it.*
*(<http://poop.urbanup.com/4142322>)* *9 more results*

-df poop

**poop**: Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.

CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole [chunky peanut butter] cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you [stomach's] hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges [eat away at] the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs [up the house], and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.
*[I cant] put an example for this poop, you have to [experience] it to [comprehend] it.*
*(<http://poop.urbanup.com/4142322>)* *9 more results*

SHIT

MY ENTIRE PLAN
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-mute @EuroDude 1w

🔇 Muted `A. J. Apple#1094` for `1 week`

Thx

I look away for 5 fucking seconds

cp

lmfao

-df cp

**cp**: Is an [acronym] for [child porn].
*[Gary Glitter] was [arrested] for [possession] of cp.*
*(<http://cp.urbanup.com/546616>)* *9 more results*

I talked to a Canadian today actually, he said all the gays and feminists voted treadeu in

Anyway. Quebecers are the worst. They take advantage of the rest of Canada

@angie!! @JesusHand @ashnaa resign from your positions asap

-warn @Monsieur Ruisseau non sense tag