Message from @JesusHand

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2020-01-31 01:28:36 UTC  

Non-Whites aren't American

2020-01-31 01:28:51 UTC  

French Canadians do

2020-01-31 01:28:55 UTC  

Let me tell you something. Most Canadians are clueless idiots

2020-01-31 01:29:07 UTC  

Yeh from your god forsaken province

2020-01-31 01:29:09 UTC  

And Quebec

2020-01-31 01:29:45 UTC  

-df poop

2020-01-31 01:29:46 UTC  

**poop**: Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.

CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole [chunky peanut butter] cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you [stomach's] hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges [eat away at] the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs [up the house], and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.
*[I cant] put an example for this poop, you have to [experience] it to [comprehend] it.*
*(<http://poop.urbanup.com/4142322>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-31 01:29:46 UTC  

-df poop

2020-01-31 01:29:46 UTC  

**poop**: Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.

CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole [chunky peanut butter] cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you [stomach's] hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges [eat away at] the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs [up the house], and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.
*[I cant] put an example for this poop, you have to [experience] it to [comprehend] it.*
*(<http://poop.urbanup.com/4142322>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-31 01:29:47 UTC  

-df poop

2020-01-31 01:29:47 UTC  

**poop**: Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.

CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole [chunky peanut butter] cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you [stomach's] hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges [eat away at] the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs [up the house], and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.
*[I cant] put an example for this poop, you have to [experience] it to [comprehend] it.*
*(<http://poop.urbanup.com/4142322>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-31 01:29:48 UTC  

-df poop

2020-01-31 01:29:49 UTC  

**poop**: Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.

CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole [chunky peanut butter] cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you [stomach's] hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges [eat away at] the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs [up the house], and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.
*[I cant] put an example for this poop, you have to [experience] it to [comprehend] it.*
*(<http://poop.urbanup.com/4142322>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-31 01:29:50 UTC  

-df poop

2020-01-31 01:29:50 UTC  

**poop**: Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.

CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole [chunky peanut butter] cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you [stomach's] hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges [eat away at] the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs [up the house], and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.
*[I cant] put an example for this poop, you have to [experience] it to [comprehend] it.*
*(<http://poop.urbanup.com/4142322>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-31 01:29:53 UTC  

SHIT

2020-01-31 01:30:01 UTC  

MY ENTIRE PLAN
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2020-01-31 01:30:05 UTC  

-mute @EuroDude 1w

2020-01-31 01:30:06 UTC  

🔇 Muted `A. J. Apple#1094` for `1 week`

2020-01-31 01:30:09 UTC  

Thx

2020-01-31 01:30:29 UTC  

I look away for 5 fucking seconds

2020-01-31 01:30:31 UTC  

cp

2020-01-31 01:30:43 UTC  

lmfao

2020-01-31 01:30:50 UTC  

-df cp

2020-01-31 01:30:50 UTC  

**cp**: Is an [acronym] for [child porn].
*[Gary Glitter] was [arrested] for [possession] of cp.*
*(<http://cp.urbanup.com/546616>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-31 01:31:05 UTC  

I talked to a Canadian today actually, he said all the gays and feminists voted treadeu in

2020-01-31 01:31:09 UTC  

Anyway. Quebecers are the worst. They take advantage of the rest of Canada

2020-01-31 01:31:10 UTC  

@angie!! @JesusHand @ashnaa resign from your positions asap

2020-01-31 01:31:20 UTC  

-warn @Monsieur Ruisseau non sense tag

2020-01-31 01:31:20 UTC  

âš  Warned `Monsieur Ruisseau#9628`

2020-01-31 01:31:24 UTC  

they don't have the heart

2020-01-31 01:31:25 UTC  

smh

2020-01-31 01:31:34 UTC  

@Unity.Nat they literally have their own special interest party

2020-01-31 01:31:43 UTC  

@TheNobody poopyhead

2020-01-31 01:31:48 UTC  

damn

2020-01-31 01:31:51 UTC  

I'm still confused why pelth and them resigned

2020-01-31 01:31:55 UTC  

-gr <@!671898506146873344>

2020-01-31 01:31:55 UTC  

Gave `1` Rep to **chat killers a bitch 4.0** (current: `#14` - `34`)

2020-01-31 01:31:57 UTC  

Because Val

2020-01-31 01:32:07 UTC  

That doesn't explain

2020-01-31 01:32:12 UTC  

Well