**battle wank**: When a man goes out drinking and becomes [aroused] but cannot convince a woman to pleasure him, he goes home to masturbate and finds that his penis is [flaccid]. He then "[battles]" his dick until it gets just hard enough to come.
*[Pete] went out last night and was [chatting up] a hot chick, but she was having none of it so he had to [go home] for a battle wank.*
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