woah woah woah

hold up here

Oh shit

Lol

-df food

**Food**: [The best thing] that has ever [happened] to [earth].
*[Sam]: Food is life [bro]... [literally].*
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Food, is drugs

Lol

ohboi.

All roadmen u got food cuz

<:lol:583236542580129825>

Swear it means drugs in London ends

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*[Pete] went out last night and was [chatting up] a hot chick, but she was having none of it so he had to [go home] for a battle wank.*
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It does

London has some good cheap food tho

Hm

Depends

When I went

@lapanthere where

will my friend get stabbed if he goin to london?

@SkinnyMofo no

Charged me £2.50 for a pack of haribos

Like

U mad

Go Poundland fam

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**icup**: The most incredible comeback to any argument. Telling your opponent to [spell icup] will instantly disable all of their [bodily functions] and render them [udderly] defeated. It is the key to the understanding of the universe and can destroy anything that dares to spell it.
*Guy: your [dumb]!
Guy 2: Why don’t you [spell ICUP NIBBA]!
Guy: ok...I. C. U. P.... [OH GOD] NO
(Implodes)*
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Or smtn

Don’t go central

right..

@.££ used to always buy donner and burgers from this one place. lemme go look it up

Yh I dint pay that shit

Was well pissed

Or cornershops in central 🤬🤬🤬

Mad lies

Wanted some tang fastic face

But no

You wanna know when a corner shop is legit?

How