45

kg

at 17..

He’s joking

Na

woah

say sike rn..

nope..

That’s not possible

-df rape

**Rape**: [Congrats] you just searched [rape] on urban dictionary. [What do] you have to say for yourself?
*Rape is when you [force] [sex]*
*(<http://rape.urbanup.com/9372862>)* *9 more results*

how r u not dead

@Arthur Shelby u got a gf or what?

idfk

A gust of wind kick your ass over

@lapanthere ye

She called Angie

lmao

<:lol:583236542580129825>

DW you're among singles

im the mass of a 14 yr old girl...

A safe haven

<:laugh:583238348077006869>

woah woah woah

hold up here

Oh shit

Lol

-df food

**Food**: [The best thing] that has ever [happened] to [earth].
*[Sam]: Food is life [bro]... [literally].*
*(<http://food.urbanup.com/10622664>)* *9 more results*

Food, is drugs

Lol

ohboi.

All roadmen u got food cuz

<:lol:583236542580129825>

Swear it means drugs in London ends

-df battle wank

**battle wank**: When a man goes out drinking and becomes [aroused] but cannot convince a woman to pleasure him, he goes home to masturbate and finds that his penis is [flaccid]. He then "[battles]" his dick until it gets just hard enough to come.
*[Pete] went out last night and was [chatting up] a hot chick, but she was having none of it so he had to [go home] for a battle wank.*
*(<http://battle-wank.urbanup.com/3197847>)* *9 more results*

It does

London has some good cheap food tho

Hm

Depends