Message from @SkinnyMofo
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Swear it means drugs in London ends
-df battle wank
**battle wank**: When a man goes out drinking and becomes [aroused] but cannot convince a woman to pleasure him, he goes home to masturbate and finds that his penis is [flaccid]. He then "[battles]" his dick until it gets just hard enough to come.
*[Pete] went out last night and was [chatting up] a hot chick, but she was having none of it so he had to [go home] for a battle wank.*
*(<http://battle-wank.urbanup.com/3197847>)* *9 more results*
It does
London has some good cheap food tho
Hm
Depends
When I went
@lapanthere where
will my friend get stabbed if he goin to london?
@SkinnyMofo no
Charged me £2.50 for a pack of haribos
Like
U mad
Go Poundland fam
-df icup
**icup**: The most incredible comeback to any argument. Telling your opponent to [spell icup] will instantly disable all of their [bodily functions] and render them [udderly] defeated. It is the key to the understanding of the universe and can destroy anything that dares to spell it.
*Guy: your [dumb]!
Guy 2: Why don’t you [spell ICUP NIBBA]!
Guy: ok...I. C. U. P.... [OH GOD] NO
(Implodes)*
*(<http://icup.urbanup.com/12108585>)* *9 more results*
Or smtn
Don’t go central
@.££ used to always buy donner and burgers from this one place. lemme go look it up
Yh I dint pay that shit
Was well pissed
Or cornershops in central 🤬🤬🤬
Mad lies
Wanted some tang fastic face
But no
You wanna know when a corner shop is legit?
How
Why are all corner shop owners. Sound af tho
When it has the lycamobile thing 🤣🤣🤣
the London survival guide of not gettin chibbed
@.££ corner shop food >>> american fast food joints fr
@SkinnyMofo just don’t go out af night
Who eats food in a comer shop
I only went t o burger king once
LMAO
Aha