Message from @dobatag

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2018-12-26 07:27:25 UTC  

kek

2018-12-26 09:02:04 UTC  

Could be LARP

2018-12-26 09:08:38 UTC  

weed is a amazing drug

2018-12-26 09:33:10 UTC  

hey LARP is a "thing"

2018-12-26 09:33:22 UTC  

it's wat AntiFa do all the time...

2018-12-26 09:54:18 UTC  
2018-12-26 09:57:25 UTC  

I cured my son of the Big Gay. The other day, he came home for Christmas with his new partner. I was excited to meet her (and maybe MEAT her after my son fell asleep hehe), but imagine my horror when it turned out to be another man.

I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who I am. Zander and I are in love."

Without missing a beat, I turned around and said, "You forgot to say no homo."

But my boy simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually, dad, I AM a homosexual. That's right, your son is in love with another man." Then my son grabbed Zander's hand and looked at me defiantly.

For a second, I was utterly devastated. But then I thought to myself What would Trump do? So I stared straight at my son, penetrating his soul with my eyes (no homo), and said, "But that's gay."

As soon as I uttered those fateful words, my son began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. Zander tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength.

After a full minute, my son opened his eyes and said, "Dad, you cured me of my homosexuality." Then, with manly tears of joy in his eyes, he pointed to Zander and exclaimed, "Let's get that homo!"

After we wiped Zander's blood off our hands and threw the little fairy into the cold, my son and I sat down with a beer and watched some football.

As we watched, my son turned to me and said, "Dad, I love you. No homo."

"No homo indeed, son," I replied. "No homo indeed."

2018-12-26 10:06:49 UTC  

I cured my son of the Big Gay. The other day, he came home for Christmas with his new partner. I was excited to meet her (and maybe MEAT her after my son fell asleep hehe), but imagine my horror when it turned out to be another man.

I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who I am. Zander and I are in love."

Without missing a beat, I turned around and said, "You forgot to say no homo."

But my boy simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually, dad, I AM a homosexual. That's right, your son is in love with another man." Then my son grabbed Zander's hand and looked at me defiantly.

For a second, I was utterly devastated. But then I thought to myself What would Trump do? So I stared straight at my son, penetrating his soul with my eyes (no homo), and said, "But that's gay."

As soon as I uttered those fateful words, my son began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. Zander tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength.

After a full minute, my son opened his eyes and said, "Dad, you cured me of my homosexuality." Then, with manly tears of joy in his eyes, he pointed to Zander and exclaimed, "Let's get that homo!"

After we wiped Zander's blood off our hands and threw the little fairy into the cold, my son and I sat down with a beer and watched some football.

As we watched, my son turned to me and said, "Dad, I love you. No homo."

"No homo indeed, son," I replied. "No homo indeed."

2018-12-26 10:31:08 UTC  

Scares children and drug dealers

2018-12-26 10:46:11 UTC  

im just imagining this german sheperd disembowling a toddler and feasting upon the organs

2018-12-26 10:46:22 UTC  

'they were terrified'

2018-12-26 10:48:24 UTC  

I think they scare adults more than children, still, why not, if they perform adequately?

2018-12-26 10:48:43 UTC  

yeah

2018-12-26 10:48:44 UTC  

eh

2018-12-26 10:49:46 UTC  

Not like the pointy eared ones are being euthanized or anything, and there are less public-facing jobs for a police dog, and ones where "scariness" is appropriate

2018-12-26 10:51:44 UTC  

tis true

2018-12-26 10:51:51 UTC  

still not nearly enough doggos for cargo containers and stuff

2018-12-26 10:51:59 UTC  

the vast overwhelming majority of that stuff never gets inspected

2018-12-26 12:28:16 UTC  

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2018-12-26 12:47:33 UTC  

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2018-12-26 12:48:53 UTC  

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2018-12-26 12:57:36 UTC  

There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with mental illness.

2018-12-26 14:16:54 UTC  

get help soon @halfthink

2018-12-26 14:24:20 UTC  

@halfthink so it suck ducks now

2018-12-26 14:25:09 UTC  

U wot m8?

2018-12-26 14:26:17 UTC  
2018-12-26 14:51:03 UTC  

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2018-12-26 15:39:55 UTC  

That video Adam did on Amazon was good up until the point he started offering solutions. His argument was basically "government created this monopoly because it is in their interests to create monopolies, so we need bigger government to break up monopolies"

2018-12-26 16:07:44 UTC  

when these megacorporations have more power, control and clout than most governments, do you suggest we just sit back and watch?

2018-12-26 16:10:19 UTC  

Crow, do you shop with amazon?

2018-12-26 17:15:00 UTC  

Where do you think corporations get their power from? It's not from fair competition in the market, it's from leveraging government force against competitors. There is an upper limit to how big a corporation can possibly grow under free market conditions. Amazon has only been able to exceed that limit thanks to the artificial competitive advantages granted to it by the government.

2018-12-26 17:28:57 UTC  

just because you can't see them....

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/527538321887461406/dogshow_5.png

2018-12-26 17:29:06 UTC  

doesn't mean they aren't there

2018-12-26 17:29:23 UTC  

Be gone

2018-12-26 17:29:59 UTC  

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2018-12-26 17:35:22 UTC  

no, I don't think so. Amazon isn't really a thing here, they don't really do much in this part of the world (yet) and shipping tends to be prohibitively expensive.
Power comes from influence which in this situation comes from wealth, which is accrued over time, by fair means or foul. Enough of a headstart or through consolidation, and they can leverage their force however they like if nobody interferes, thus crushing or absorbing all competitors.

Even if you *could* own a farm in medieval Europe *technically*, ever doing so was *in practice* impossible because all the land was already staked and you could only rent the land, "The Oligarchy" wouldn't sell to you and getting enough money was near impossible either way. Today of course it's other resources than farmland that are controlled. Google hides you from search algorithms? Good luck getting people to know you exist, as an upstart your operational margins are slim to begin with. MasterCard and Visa yeets you? What do you have left? Good luck running a business and paying your employees in bitcoin.

2018-12-26 17:54:33 UTC  

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2018-12-26 18:00:46 UTC  

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