Message from @Crow
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#BuyAVowel
There's two types of people. The A's and the O's.
kek
Could be LARP
weed is a amazing drug
hey LARP is a "thing"
it's wat AntiFa do all the time...
I cured my son of the Big Gay. The other day, he came home for Christmas with his new partner. I was excited to meet her (and maybe MEAT her after my son fell asleep hehe), but imagine my horror when it turned out to be another man.
I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who I am. Zander and I are in love."
Without missing a beat, I turned around and said, "You forgot to say no homo."
But my boy simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually, dad, I AM a homosexual. That's right, your son is in love with another man." Then my son grabbed Zander's hand and looked at me defiantly.
For a second, I was utterly devastated. But then I thought to myself What would Trump do? So I stared straight at my son, penetrating his soul with my eyes (no homo), and said, "But that's gay."
As soon as I uttered those fateful words, my son began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. Zander tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength.
After a full minute, my son opened his eyes and said, "Dad, you cured me of my homosexuality." Then, with manly tears of joy in his eyes, he pointed to Zander and exclaimed, "Let's get that homo!"
After we wiped Zander's blood off our hands and threw the little fairy into the cold, my son and I sat down with a beer and watched some football.
As we watched, my son turned to me and said, "Dad, I love you. No homo."
"No homo indeed, son," I replied. "No homo indeed."
I cured my son of the Big Gay. The other day, he came home for Christmas with his new partner. I was excited to meet her (and maybe MEAT her after my son fell asleep hehe), but imagine my horror when it turned out to be another man.
I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who I am. Zander and I are in love."
Without missing a beat, I turned around and said, "You forgot to say no homo."
But my boy simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually, dad, I AM a homosexual. That's right, your son is in love with another man." Then my son grabbed Zander's hand and looked at me defiantly.
For a second, I was utterly devastated. But then I thought to myself What would Trump do? So I stared straight at my son, penetrating his soul with my eyes (no homo), and said, "But that's gay."
As soon as I uttered those fateful words, my son began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. Zander tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength.
After a full minute, my son opened his eyes and said, "Dad, you cured me of my homosexuality." Then, with manly tears of joy in his eyes, he pointed to Zander and exclaimed, "Let's get that homo!"
After we wiped Zander's blood off our hands and threw the little fairy into the cold, my son and I sat down with a beer and watched some football.
As we watched, my son turned to me and said, "Dad, I love you. No homo."
"No homo indeed, son," I replied. "No homo indeed."
Scares children and drug dealers
im just imagining this german sheperd disembowling a toddler and feasting upon the organs
'they were terrified'
I think they scare adults more than children, still, why not, if they perform adequately?
yeah
eh
Not like the pointy eared ones are being euthanized or anything, and there are less public-facing jobs for a police dog, and ones where "scariness" is appropriate
tis true
still not nearly enough doggos for cargo containers and stuff
the vast overwhelming majority of that stuff never gets inspected
There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with mental illness.
get help soon @halfthink
@halfthink so it suck ducks now
U wot m8?
That video Adam did on Amazon was good up until the point he started offering solutions. His argument was basically "government created this monopoly because it is in their interests to create monopolies, so we need bigger government to break up monopolies"
when these megacorporations have more power, control and clout than most governments, do you suggest we just sit back and watch?
Crow, do you shop with amazon?
Where do you think corporations get their power from? It's not from fair competition in the market, it's from leveraging government force against competitors. There is an upper limit to how big a corporation can possibly grow under free market conditions. Amazon has only been able to exceed that limit thanks to the artificial competitive advantages granted to it by the government.
just because you can't see them....
doesn't mean they aren't there
Be gone