https://twitter.com/Bmac0507/status/1098300000491065344

Oh lawd

well, juicy smallet did do it

he di do evrfing

https://youtu.be/bkxIHXKlkeo

@NativeInterface https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/547722464852180993/unknown.png

lol

thats awesome

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Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.

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wut?

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https://youtu.be/KhMoODwJx2c Made a new song. Feel free to mirror as Quinton is known to flag. Use however you want or need as well.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dz4NltIWkAc60HQ.png

If this is her stance...
But the baby could have been her

oh god what the fuck is that

Ugandan Ratphillia Knuckles

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