you piss decide "eh im clean enough" touch your phone maybe get a call and lift all that bacteria onto your ear with the heat of the phone allowing them to easily develop.

lmao my phone doesn't take calls because it's fucked

It's been this way for over a year

suddenly you've got a live virus on your ear

I'm not excusing myself either

unfortunately the same fucking phone was bought for me 3 times in a row and they all stopped working the same way

sounds about right

If they all stopped working the same way

That sounds kinda like u lol

dude I don't buy my phones

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My "smart tech using" Uncle buys my shitty phones

"lole you break em"

I don't it's the software

That's what happens when you buy a shitty Google pixel

I don't trust them to entirely make a phone because they will cheap out

hell it happened to my mother who is careful with her phone

Guess who bought it

that's right

Uncle Chris

My parents plan on buying me and my brother her choice of phones for Easter

?

and we use Android predominantly in my house

it shouldn't be a Google pixel

@SonicEXEbro

Your really cringe

*you're

True

True

If you use too much hand sanitizer it can lead to the good bacteria on your hands dying and you don't have as much bacteria to fight off bad bacteria

Be wise when using hand sanitizer

Remove fat people

Yes?

yes

Wise

I don't use hand sanitiser, who the fuck cares about it

it's a rort

soap bars + water

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