Message from @Big_Al

Discord ID: 690689077351153664


2020-03-20 22:25:54 UTC  

I ALWAYS carry hand sanitizer

2020-03-20 22:25:56 UTC  

I wash after a piss

2020-03-20 22:26:03 UTC  

frog you should ALWAYS WASH

2020-03-20 22:26:03 UTC  

You’re still opening doors and shit and touching the urinal to flush

2020-03-20 22:26:10 UTC  

yeah no shit

2020-03-20 22:26:14 UTC  

consider how much bacteria gets on your phone

2020-03-20 22:26:19 UTC  

In public I always wash

2020-03-20 22:26:36 UTC  

Bruh at home too though, don’t people come to your house

2020-03-20 22:26:37 UTC  

I mean I wipe down my bathroom constantly

2020-03-20 22:26:40 UTC  

No

2020-03-20 22:26:47 UTC  

It's really only my family

2020-03-20 22:26:53 UTC  

you piss decide "eh im clean enough" touch your phone maybe get a call and lift all that bacteria onto your ear with the heat of the phone allowing them to easily develop.

2020-03-20 22:27:08 UTC  

lmao my phone doesn't take calls because it's fucked

2020-03-20 22:27:14 UTC  

It's been this way for over a year

2020-03-20 22:27:15 UTC  

suddenly you've got a live virus on your ear

2020-03-20 22:28:07 UTC  

I'm not excusing myself either

2020-03-20 22:28:43 UTC  

unfortunately the same fucking phone was bought for me 3 times in a row and they all stopped working the same way

2020-03-20 22:29:27 UTC  

sounds about right

2020-03-20 22:31:34 UTC  

If they all stopped working the same way

2020-03-20 22:31:39 UTC  

That sounds kinda like u lol

2020-03-20 22:31:48 UTC  

dude I don't buy my phones

2020-03-20 22:31:59 UTC  

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2020-03-20 22:32:18 UTC  

My "smart tech using" Uncle buys my shitty phones

2020-03-20 22:32:29 UTC  

"lole you break em"

2020-03-20 22:32:34 UTC  

I don't it's the software

2020-03-20 22:32:49 UTC  

That's what happens when you buy a shitty Google pixel

2020-03-20 22:33:21 UTC  

I don't trust them to entirely make a phone because they will cheap out

2020-03-20 22:33:49 UTC  

hell it happened to my mother who is careful with her phone

2020-03-20 22:33:53 UTC  

Guess who bought it

2020-03-20 22:33:57 UTC  

that's right

2020-03-20 22:34:04 UTC  

Uncle Chris

2020-03-20 22:35:37 UTC  

My parents plan on buying me and my brother her choice of phones for Easter

2020-03-20 22:35:45 UTC  

?

2020-03-20 22:35:55 UTC  

and we use Android predominantly in my house

2020-03-20 22:36:15 UTC  

it shouldn't be a Google pixel

2020-03-20 22:37:24 UTC  
2020-03-20 22:37:51 UTC  

Your really cringe

2020-03-20 22:38:04 UTC  

*you're

2020-03-20 22:38:17 UTC  

True

2020-03-20 22:38:26 UTC  

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2020-03-20 22:38:35 UTC  

True