Message from @personbelowmetriplegay
Discord ID: 692956271372009472
-df pussy
**Pussy**: Something men [babies] spend 9 months getting out of - and the [rest] of their lives trying to [get back] into ...
*I [gotsta] [get me] [inta] some PUSSY !!!*
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I’m glad they failed
-df failed
**failed**: [To fail] at an [endeavor]. To not [succeed].
*[Ron] was a completely failed at life until he [shot] himself then he succeeded [at that].*
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damn, so the germans were based?
yes
-df germans
**Germans**: A group of people living mostly in Germany, the beaches of Southern Spain and Pennsylvania. They are great at pretty much everything, and have invented most technical gear you own or would like to own.
Being an awesome nation, a short Austrian named Hitler managed to make these good-humored people think they were the master race. This soon turned out to be false, and to this day, Germans travel the globe apologizing profusely for ever believing that crap.
Germans are known to be great lovers, although they often dress poorly and sometimes sport moustaches. That's why Karl Lagerfeld pretends to be French. As a rule of thumb, Germans posses the inverse skill set of the English, who suck at everything except wearing really, really, really groovy clothes and writing catchy pop songs.
Famous Germans include Beethoven, Wagner, [the Scorpions], Einstein, Luther, [Boris Becker], Kant, Milli Vanilli and most British Royalty. [Ahmadinejad] and Tom Cruise secretly want to be German, but they can't.
*Your mum: Look at these guys, they are building a great car. Are they Japanese?
You: No, [doh]. They are tall and handsome, so obviously they are Germans. Let's go and nag them about the holocaust. (they [walk over])
Hans: Ve are so sorry about what happened...
[Fritz]: Sorry.*
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you could say rhat
I’ve never seen more idiots in one place before
did you check JOE MAMA
Am i in hell
you will be
Good
in 10 years you will be
just block her if shes an annoyance
GG @AngloAmericanGod, you just advanced to level 31!
she only comes on here
Nah I plan on living longer than that
to start feuds with fascists and nazis
not worth it
Because y’all are horrible people
“she” doesnt have “her” simp army to protect her anymore
she doesnt have simps lmao
It’s a shame that people like you exist
ur giving her too much credit
that alex simp
alex isnt a simp
i dont think
Alex offline?
Thank the lord
Alex is one of the only decent people here
thats supposed to mean something
coming from you
alex simps for sex but isn't looking for any long term relations
@ElectraX What about me?
You’re not even an extra @Pelth