@gr The only thing the germans fought for was autocracy.

-df pussy

**Pussy**: Something men [babies] spend 9 months getting out of - and the [rest] of their lives trying to [get back] into ...
*I [gotsta] [get me] [inta] some PUSSY !!!*
*(<http://pussy.urbanup.com/7845184>)* *9 more results*

I’m glad they failed

-df failed

**failed**: [To fail] at an [endeavor]. To not [succeed].
*[Ron] was a completely failed at life until he [shot] himself then he succeeded [at that].*
*(<http://failed.urbanup.com/2845748>)* *9 more results*

damn, so the germans were based?

yes

-df germans

**Germans**: A group of people living mostly in Germany, the beaches of Southern Spain and Pennsylvania. They are great at pretty much everything, and have invented most technical gear you own or would like to own.

Being an awesome nation, a short Austrian named Hitler managed to make these good-humored people think they were the master race. This soon turned out to be false, and to this day, Germans travel the globe apologizing profusely for ever believing that crap.

Germans are known to be great lovers, although they often dress poorly and sometimes sport moustaches. That's why Karl Lagerfeld pretends to be French. As a rule of thumb, Germans posses the inverse skill set of the English, who suck at everything except wearing really, really, really groovy clothes and writing catchy pop songs.

Famous Germans include Beethoven, Wagner, [the Scorpions], Einstein, Luther, [Boris Becker], Kant, Milli Vanilli and most British Royalty. [Ahmadinejad] and Tom Cruise secretly want to be German, but they can't.
*Your mum: Look at these guys, they are building a great car. Are they Japanese?

You: No, [doh]. They are tall and handsome, so obviously they are Germans. Let's go and nag them about the holocaust. (they [walk over])

Hans: Ve are so sorry about what happened...
[Fritz]: Sorry.*
*(<http://germans.urbanup.com/4407371>)* *9 more results*

you could say rhat

I’ve never seen more idiots in one place before

did you check JOE MAMA

Am i in hell

you will be

Good

in 10 years you will be

just block her if shes an annoyance

GG @AngloAmericanGod, you just advanced to level 31!

she only comes on here

Nah I plan on living longer than that

to start feuds with fascists and nazis

not worth it

Because y’all are horrible people

“she” doesnt have “her” simp army to protect her anymore

she doesnt have simps lmao

It’s a shame that people like you exist

ur giving her too much credit

that alex simp

alex isnt a simp

i dont think

Alex offline?

Thank the lord

Alex is one of the only decent people here

thats supposed to mean something

coming from you

alex simps for sex but isn't looking for any long term relations

@ElectraX What about me?

You’re not even an extra @Pelth