but the heat in the building is on overdrive. Everyone's sweating

He comes back out, grabs some items and then walks to the counter.

The cashier notices peach colored droplets falling from his face

The customers face becomes distorted, and suddenly the customer runs out after noticing his predicament.

Before his exit though, a large chunk of wax falls, revealing to the security cameras a scarred cheek.

Initially, it's treated as a strange occurrence; but an hour later they get a call from the FBI

They are told to close up for the day

The workers were told not to speak of the incident ever again.

how do you know this if they were told to never speak of it again

especially if they got a call an hour after the incident

I thought he was writing some kind of fanfiction about Tim.

would be more interesting if it was a story about secret government programs to create mind control beanies, but the lab exploded and a sentient beanie took control of one of the lab assistants and decided to dedicate its new life as a journalist

the plot twist being that its the beanie that is Tim Pool all along

It is

The reason how I'm able to say what I know is easily extrapolated

I am phone

er

I am the cashier

tun tun tuuuuuuun

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/how-awful-is-jordan-peterson-anyway/article37864567/
Not too sure where to put this. But man are they really trying to hurt him.

The hilarity is that they try to get him with everything Newman tried to get him with, except he's not there to destroy them in turn.

"how awful is Jordan Peterson"
"Not as awful as you"

I think she's pretty neutral on her stance on him after reading it but it's gonna blow up like every other news. Next one will be " jbp IS an awful person"

I'm annoyed by clickbaity titles but it was the first thing which popped when I googled him

Will anybody really go to jail for refusing to use someone's preferred gender pronouns? I think not.

Why do they always use that argument?

"Noone will be fined"

"Well, OK, but noone will be jailed!"

uhhh what

"Well, OK, He will, but he was a nazi"

how about

we make a bill

that makes it illegal to dissagree to the passing of such bill

Yes

is necessary for our communist--er socialist state

Are we talking about UK hate laws?

the UK is fucked

completely fucked

everyone seems to think it's "too big to fail"

That's a dumb thought.

Like, did we forget the empire they managed to lose?

everything that has maintained them for the last few decades is being undermined from the top down by idiots