Why is Beto threatening to take away my rifle

Why is he such an insufferable cuckold

because fuck the 2nd amendment, i guess. nevermind that makes everyone safer.

atleast you guys have one

hi guys

tell me about the politics bro... fill me in my chums

okay:) what do you want to know

tell me all about the issues that face the united states of america my dearest friend

? well you seem to have something in mind so why don't you tell me

i wanna know about the president donny T... if he as bad as they say across the pond (i am from the small island nation of england my good man)

Well i hear that the nation of Great Britain is a very friendly one

i would know lol

it has some very nice places that is for sure, but it’s particularly lovely here on the isle of wight my chum. however i would like to engage someone in political discourse... perhaps you would do? what is your party

The Labour party 😄 and not just because my favourite colour is blue

jk lol

my fave is red 🙂

oh dear me...

it would seem you are of the lower class

and that i should not be conversing with you

Haha guess i am a pauper but i would rather be a pauper than a devil who prays on the weak and vulnerable but no flame ok pal

bro you reek of council housing and walkers crisps you absolute labourer... back to the coal mines with you and your foul stench, and leave the important jobs to me and the gentry dear sir and perhaps we will see eye to eye

"Gentry" don't make me laugh how civilised can a man called Screaming Ape be

the orangutang is a noble beast... quite contrary to a yorkshire miner, whom i would sooner expect to beat his chest in the manner of a primal ape and attack a nearby nobleman such as myself. perhaps one should do best to circumvent the north entirely when on one’s way to one’s holiday manor in the highlands... for it is riddled with filth such as yourself who, in the jamboree of riot, would gladly tear me limb from limb

I find it funny how you can say that, when throughout history your kind has hunted weak beasts for pleasure. I can understand the thrill in hunting a manticore but a man and his army of hound chasing down a poor innocent fox is just sickening and pathetic. And may i just add a tad comical just how insecure are you.

GG @Captain Jack, you just advanced to level 2!

i’ll have you know i have rather a fetching hat made of fox fur... better yet an orangutang laid probs as a carpet upon my dining room floor! and i would propose - sir - that you come and join me on a hunt to see the thrill of watching my beagles devour a fox... although i’d have to wear nose plugs and keep you at shotguns-length away as i’m sure you’d steal my purse. perhaps you could serve best as a clay pigeon...

I find the idea of using a gun to hunt rather foreign, as a lower class man i spent my youth in the coal mines building my high muscle mass on bread and water while you ate yourself silly on exotic game. Your gun can only do so much to protect you were we to meet in the ring i assure you i would "steal your purse" so i would recommend you rethink the manor in which you speak to me

my dear sir i think your image as me as a bloated bureaucrat no good in the ring of battle is outdated... the modern man in the gentry is built like a brick shithouse as a yorkie scum might say. my gun, furthermore, is maintained to the prime of its ability and would fill your beer belly full with lead

🆙 | **Screaming Ape leveled up!**

maybe we should talk about something else... My father is 1 Sir. James Daniel May, Perhaps you have heard of him. He is highly esteemed and respected among his peers and a very powerful man so it matters not to me how wealthy you are or how many men line your pockets if you don't want my father to smear your good name and ruin your already stained reputation i suggest you apologise

dear lord this peasant believes his father is someone of merit!! i assure you, while it may appear to the unwashed masses like yourself that queen liz runs the show... whereas the reality of the matter is my family runs the whole of the united kingdom of great britain. google the “clarksons” and do a little digging... just be careful, dear sire, not to poke a bear in its ghoulies TOO hard of thou shall feel the dire wrath of my fist

The Clarksons? Yes i do believe i've heard of you, and your father, and if i remember correctly my father told me stories of adventures with your father inn which he describes him as a great pillock, buffoon and rather large cock of a man who was giant in every way other than in between the sheets. As a member of the Clarkson family i trust you know of the Hammonds? are families have been at war for years until now, however thanks to you we have found common ground with a new enemy ... The Clarksons. I hope you believe in god because you are ghoping to need a miracle to survive the coming storm 🙂

my dearest of countrymen, i must inform you of a serious miscalculation you have made - for yes, indeed, the wrath of the Hammonds betray their statue, and are regarded as rather giant in size, the May’s are the slowest men on earth... and the biggest mistake you have made thus far is ignoring my ally - a man known only as Stiggus Maximus

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GG @Shaun Wallace, you just advanced to level 2!

Ah how could i forget about the Stiggus Maximus, he certainly is the one man who has the power to change the tide of the war and you would be right in thinking your victory is all but assured that is if we were forgetting Stiggus's estranged family... Any idea who i am talking about. Ding Ding Ding correct answer, my friend i take your Stiggus Maximus and raise you 3 of Stiggus's cousins. American Stiggus famed for being even larger than your father, Japanese Stiggus renowned for his swordsmanship and perhaps the most overlooked of them all Baby Stiggus who could charm the boots off of an eskimo in a snowstorm. Did this wipe the smirk off your smug face @nigahiga

What is happening here? <:waitwhat:583236680903950355>

oh ho ho ho ho ho... i can assure you your failed attempt at intimidation gave me quite the chuckle! my father punched someone, losing his position. so i would not test the mighty fury of the clarksons my chum or bring down the wrath of a thousand gods upon thine home

@Cobra Commander This smug bastard is eating a bowl of I told you so

who says "oh ho ho ho"

i do dear chum